We Did It Guys❗❗🏳️‍🌈

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

my favorite sdv media is things that preserve the chaos of the farmer. i want emotional fanfictions where the farmer gifts Shane a singular egg in the morning on his way to work and he falls in love. i want elliott to watch the farmer eat raw seaweed fresh from the sea. being a farmer in stardew valley is incredibly chaotic and i am here for it

This. This is one of the prime reasons I planned that my farmer would be nonhuman anyways.

please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley

like

-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]

-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o

-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER

- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.

-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.

-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.

-eating an entire pizza in one bite.

I let my cat smell a banana and now he won't talk to me

*KICKS DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR* YALL ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT LOOK

YOU CAN FUCKING. GET ACCURATE LIGHTING REFERENCE?!????!? ON ANY FUCKING SUBJECT?????????????

(FIRST GIF BEING DUMB AND NOT WANTING TO LOAD HERE GO LOOK: https://imgur.com/t4iLmR6 )

YOU CAN HAVE MULTIPLE LIGHT SOURCES WITH DIFFERENT COLORS WHAT THE FUCK

YOU CAN CONTROL AMBIENT LIGHT AND EVEN LIGHT THE GODDAMN BACKGROUND??????????

I’M NEVER SHUTTING UP ABOUT THIS I’VE WANTED A MAGIC TOOL LIKE THIS MY WHOLE LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://clipdrop.co/relight THIS IS THE THING GO GO GO

unfriendly reminder that lusting over fictional murderers is one thing — but lusting over real life murderers is abhorrent and shameful and simply wrong.

they have real victims. they inflicted real pain. there is nothing, absolutely nothing, romantic or sexy or alluring or quirky about them, no matter what netflix or any other production company puts out.

it’s one thing to joke around and say you love characters like the corinthian, or hannibal lecter, etc — they’re not real, and we know that.

but the second you bring in someone like jeffrey dahmer or ted bundy or some other real-life killer, i lose all respect for you.

there’s a line between fiction and reality. sometimes it blurs, but sometimes, you really need to make sure it does not.

I came to tumblr to spread various forms of propaganda so we’re making techno the middle child in DSMP Cannon for my next set of headcannons

it is time for middle child techno propaganda.

everyone mentions the tumblr calendar of Out of Touch Thursday and Tuesday again? No problem, but we can go bigger. A larger scale. Is it not now Over the Garden Wall Fall?

this is an automatic block, learn it before all the creators block you !!!

dream smp characters asking for your pronouns: part one

dream: what are your pronouns? wait no let me guess- she/they? what do you mean no? why?? they fit you so much better though. you know what? its fine if you dont use she/they pronouns, no really its fine, i just thought-

sapnap: do you have adjectives too?

george: snooork mimimimimi.... snooooooork... mimimimimi

karl: he/her? i hardly know her!! 🤗🤗❤️

quackity: pronoun pins are $15 each.

sam: please write your name, pronouns, address, and reason for visiting and ill call you back when hes ready to see you.

ranboo: do um. do you have p-pronounce??

tubbo: get lost before i make you.

tommy: do you use man pronouns, woman pronouns, or ranboo pronouns?

wilbur: oh to have the awareness of self to formulate my own identity- alas my soul died with lmanburg; what is identity without a soul? do you wanna smoke some dmt with me?