Try To Have Some Respect The Queen Just DIED. It's Not Like She Was Evil Or Anything

so i started playing stardew

Reposting stuff from insta

^this can be so many things to so many people. your coach rubbing your shoulders in the corner of the ring. an angry drunk uncle. a funny drunk uncle. a racist. a clown. an unknown scholar. jesus christ himself. exactly who you needed. somebody you didnt think existed. your cousin. a lawyer. a lover. a robot. somebody who is lost. somebody who traveled across the internet to find you. a friend. a teacher. in many cases, a judge

babygirl i can be your annoying unfollowable mutual.

Please I'm begging you all to turn this on in your settings

Now that I've enabled this I can see how old a post is and also when anything added via reblog was posted. I'm now able to see, for example, people inadvertantly circulating news that's years old but responding to it like it's new. I can see if a post with 10k notes is a day old or a decade old. It's very, very useful. Please do it.

AWESOME. NOBODY WATCH IT

Here's the list of how to watch Redacted ASMR!

Ivan, Freelancer S1, Shaw Pack, Solaire Clan, The Balance, Avior, first 2 D.U.M.P vids, Freelancer S2, Inversion, Aftershock, Freelancer S3

Whenever you want, Guy, Geordi, Imperium then Afterfluff

(Note: I condensed David, Asher, and Milo into "Shaw Pack", and Sam and Vincent into "Solaire Clan")

Also, heed any and all warnings/tags in the description because there can be triggering topics. The creator (Erik) always tags whatever is in the video.

Enjoy!

Thank you!!! <3

My C!MCYT headcannons pt. 2

Heyyyy I remembered I actually can post shit on Tumblr and I promised a part 2 so here it is please enjoy! Please note this is all my own opinion and that I apologize if you dislike them, I may change certain aspects of already created lore and some parts of Minecraft as a whole to fit my ideals better.

TWs: cursing, death, mentioned witchcraft (????), death, “accounting” (Wil said Sally was an accountant and we all know what that truly means), possession, abandonment, trauma (ig?)

- witchdoctorponkwitchdoctorponkwitchdoctorponk- Ponk is a doctor in the SMP (I can’t remember if this is cannon or nah but it is in this reality) when someone gets hurt on the SMP they usually go to him, but because most medicines and such in Minecraft are y’know potions he knows his way around them and as a joke people call Ponk a witch-doctor.  He’ll give people all kinds of neat potions and such to help them recover faster or ease pain, and since to make the complicated potions needed for his lien of work he ends up falling into the hole of witchcraft.

- Charlie knows more than he lets on, he’s been around for thousands of years- and is the same age if not older than Philza (who I hc to be almost 33,000+ years old).  He’s definitely seen some shit, he just may not want to reveal or accept what he’s seen, because of this he puts on the mask of knowing little about the world to shield not only himself but also those he cares about from the horrors he’s seen through the years.

- I am in support of Demon Sapnap, he’s like a hybrid of whatever tf Bad is and to me it just makes more sense that a demon would adopt another demon.

- “if Bad adopted Sapnap would he count as a dilf?” “Ace shut your mouth.”

- (After being reminded of Puffy’s boundaries, I am changing this to only speak of my dad!Schlatt and son!Tubbo theory) Tubbo is Schlatt’s son, or at the very least we think he is, for my headcannons I’m just saying they are.  Tubbo’s mom I’d assume was either human or some other horned hybrid (probably another sheep hybrid) but due to Schlatt’s alcohol problems and bad attitude she probably left him not long after Tubbo was born which lead to Schlatt being unable to take care of him and his addictions getting worse yadda yadda. AND NO HE WAS NOT ADOPTED BY PHIL.

- while we’re still on the topic of Puffy- they use to be a pirate captain, but settled down after a while then later adopted Foolish.  But Foolish was not the cause of her leave, but rather she needed a break for the dangerous pirate life which lead her to the SMP.  She stayed for a while but by the time she was finally ready her crew had already left her behind because she had taken too long.  She eventually forgot about her days as a pirate until many years later when she found the ship again.

- Tubbo and Ranboo have confirmed that their C!characters are indeed in a romantic relationship but I’m not ready to accept that Tubbo fell in love with the enderman he was suppose to steal money from. (He can do better smh ✋🙄)

- Ranboo teleports in his sleep which is the only way Tubbo is actually able to go to sleep because it means that there is no longer a monster nearby since they keep Micheal in a separate house (if I’m remembering lore correctly that is).

- purpled is an alien, what kind of alien we don’t know.

- Sally wasn’t an accountant that deals with letters and numbers, she was an “Accountant”.  She ran away with Wilbur to live happily with their child, but then cause Salmon don’t lie very long she died of natural causes.  Wilbur was thrown in a deep, deep, depression which somehow lead him down the path of making a drug van.

- If Velvet (antforst’s significant other) joined the SMP there are two things that may happen. 1.  He’d be able to undo whatever the egg did to Ant.  The whole true love conquers all trope but in a different way, it’s still true love but instead it’s giving Ant the motivation he needs to fight back against the egg and possibly helping save everyone else. 2.  He’d join the egg in order to be with Ant just as Bad did for Skeppy, history repeating itself almost.  Though I think it’d be 1 instead there is still this possibility, the Egg lures people in through empty promises of giving them their greatest desires, and Velvet’s greatest desire would most likely to be with Ant.  This lead to Velvet’s possession, yada yada, bam! More food for the fan artists.

- Dream is homeless but also not, like he has a house but it’s not his and he’s rarely there.  So someone on the SMP (idk who, probably Foolish) had built him a house as a gift in the earlier days of the SMP, but nobody knew of it other than person who built it.  But the person who built it still technically owns it making it their house and not Dreams, because of this Dream isn’t there often since he was too busy, then he went to Prison and it was basically abandoned.

Yknow what. I’m just gonna say it.

It’s about time we have a fictional princess who actually enjoys being a princess.

She enjoys the politics. She enjoys the diplomacy. And she enjoys the balls and banquets and attention and pretty dresses and that doesn’t make her a dumb shallow bimbo or some regressive anti feminist handmaid or whatever the kids say these days about women who don’t fall in line with their Strong Female Character power fantasies.

All the princesses urging for ‘something more’ that’s all fine and good but I’m ready to see a princess who appreciates that being a princess is already a lot!