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MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

You’re minding your own business when suddenly an angel appears and says “The Lord has heard your prayers child, and has agreed to fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot, be there at noon.”

resisting the feminine urge to draw boobs

I wanna draw some tits, maybe so bare tits, maybe just some boobs spilling out of some open shirt or a bra- maybe so fancy costume I just really wanna draw tits but I can’t anatomy.

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

babygirl i can be your annoying unfollowable mutual.

mormon kids under the age of 18 being told their church is a cult

mormons 18-24 after they go through their endowment ceremony and receive their new name and secret clothing and learn the secret handshakes and passwords and realize everyone around them has been secretly doing this the whole time and now theyre going to be sent away from their family for 2 years where they will literally not be allowed to be alone for 1 second of the day except to go to the bathroom and they have no idea how to get out of what they just got into

“oh we can’t hold the Queen accountable for the actions of her ancestors!!!” 

her ancestors? you mean her dad? 

y’all realize she was crowned in 1953 right? Nearly 70 years of imperialism with her face stamped on it. She’s the longest-lived, and longest reigning British monarch. 

Y’all look at her and see a kindly withered old gramma with memeability, but completely ignore the amount of damage that she and her family have done to so many countries. 

“oh well, what did you want her to do, just walk away from it?”

yes. 

Yes, I do expect people to look at the harm that systems they uphold do to the world at large and then actively refuse to continue their participation in them. I do not believe that is too much to ask of anyone, let alone one of the most powerful women in the entire fucking world. 

Sorry that I’m not particularly impressed with her #girlboss legacy when the Indigenous Peoples of Canada and Australia are still feeling the monarchy’s effects on their homes and families. 

70 years and she never once thought, “Hm, maybe imperialism is a bad idea?” 

I hope the old woman kicks the bucket, and I hope that her family continues to disintegrate until the entire thing comes crumbling down. May independence finally come to the people England has been crushing under its boots for centuries. 

I let my cat smell a banana and now he won't talk to me

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Mom wake up I made a new ship dynamic

Book nerd, science nerd, and jock.

Jock is struggling in his classes and his forced to be tutored by the nerds, at first isn’t happy about it before he gets to know the nerds discovering they’re actually cool as fuck.  At first jock had assumed they were turned-nose-smartasses who’d just criticize him for not knowing the material, when in reality they’re just average people who just so happened to be good at their classes.  The nerds did also think lowly of him at first but warmed up a lot sooner than him (basically within the week) and are overall just really kind and good people. Jock acts as their protector from the wannabe popular kids who try to pick on them, whereas they act as jocks protector from rude teachers and the same wannabes.

Bonus points if Jock is a himbo and book nerd is an uncover Bimbo.