Confessions In Ten Forward

Julian Bashir is such a hilarious character conceptually. What if we took one of the most attractive men you’ve ever seen and give him a series of absolutely deranged character traits? 

He’s got a foot fetish. He’s one of the most beautiful men alive, but TERRIBLE with women. He loves tennis but for some reason only plays racquetball. He’s got a teddy bear named Kukalaka. He’s a genetically augmented super genius and an absolute moron. He tried to skip rocks over a sentient puddle. His best friends on the station are 1.) a Cardassian super spy and assassin who wants to fuck him 2.) an emotionally repressed Irishman and 3.) a worm. When presented with aforementioned Cardassian spy the first thing he does is form a book club. He’s obsessed with LARPing. He has a spy kink. He’s physically incapable of shutting the fuck up. Every time he tries to go to an academic conference he gets kidnapped. His job at DS9 is his first fucking job out of college. 

Like sir…. what? 

Definition of College life.

how can you forget this beauty

Ah yes, the true mark of an alien…

EYEBROWS

“I’ve got to get to the captain!” ft. spock having all the grace of a newborn giraffe learning to walk

I've said all this before but I still love this pop culture liminal space star trek occupies where like.. It's iconic. It's massively influential. It's genre defining. It holds historical significance. Everybody knows about star trek. But it also takes a certain type of nerdass to actually actively participate in Liking Star Trek

Good food and good company

Im doing a proper ds9 rewatch for the first time since I was a teenager instead of picking favourite episodes at random like a complete hooligan. Anyway here's my submission of appreciation

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All other comic lines can leave this is my new favorite one

some of my favorite funny spirk moments from the original series. subtitles included. enjoy!