Got Offered A Mint, A Coffee, Homework Help, Knitting Lessons, And An Edible Today. All Before 9am. High

mecore (i cried when i found out i wasn’t 5’4)

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i just won a game and to celebrate i made everyone lose The Game.

having parents who are chill now but used to suck is wild. like yeah mom thanks for taking me for a barnes and nobles mental health day. yeah can’t believe you used to gaslight me hahahaha.

i sure hope being gruesomely murdered isn’t ur fetish. it certainly isn’t mine. hope this helps 🫶

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

i think everyone deserves to witness this beauty

my teacher took my phone away for a bit because I like talking to you too much 😬

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That's so sad, but I'll still be here when you return <3

Your teacher is mean, but well-intentioned, we wouldn't want you being distracted because of me, would we?

tumblr adds are so funny. going from scrolling insta to scrolling tumblr is like crossing an aesthetic looking street, making it to the sidewalk and then immediately getting hit by a neon green truck with a frog face.

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

the last thing i see after showing my art teacher a stylized drawing instead of a hyper realistic one.

the names murple. starrain murple.

is this how making friends work. do i win

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

me when i love someone’s daughter