Has This Been Done Yet

The shows I follow can be divided into two categories:

a) This fucking show (complimentary)

b) This fucking show (derogatory)

Who needs alcohol when you’ve got fanfiction?

the code lyoko intro got me like

HERE WE ARE *SMASHES DOOR DOWN* GOING FAR TO SAVE ALL THAT WE LOVE *BREAKS WINDOW* IF WE GIVE ALL WE’VE GOT *ROLLS ON FLOOR* WE WILL MAKE IT THROUGH *SCREAMS AT AIRPLANE IN THE SKY* HERE WE ARE LIKE A STAR *CARTWHEELS* SHINING BRIGHT ON YOUR WORLD TODAAAAAAY *RIPS SHIRT OFF* MAKE EVIL GO AWAAAAY

So like… I’ve just took the patronus test and got a pheasant and I was like tf is a pheasant, googled it and realized ANOTHER FLYING ANIMAL I MEAN MUST I TAKE IT AS A SERIOUS IMPLY OF SOMETHING? I DON’T KNOW IT’S JUST TOO MUCH OF A COINCIDENCE PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ALL-BIRDS-RELATED-RESULTS OUT THERE

We are being surveilled by an alien species I call 'The Viewers'

Nope (2022) dir. Jordan Peele

FOR YEARS, I HAD TO ENDURE PEOPLE SAYING THAT ARYA WAS JUST A MINDLESS KILLER AND ALL, BUT NOW THEY CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK. SHE HAD SEX WITH THE MEN SHE LOVES AND SHE SAVED THE WHOLE ASS NORTH. NEVER TRY TO SHIT TALK MY DAUGHTER AGAIN AHHHHH

Fanfic : Lucy Heartfilia gets -

Me : hoe don't do it

Fanfic : -kicKED OUT OF THE GUILD AND REPLACED WITH LISANNA AND GOES ON A JOURNEY AND A YEAR LA-

Me : oH MY GOD

Not gonna lie, the scene where OJ is in the car, slowly and carefully opens the door and looks up, gets back in the car, and goes “nope” before locking the car door was a genuinly hilarous moment in an otherwise completely terrifying movie

watch this movie. it’s life changing. and it’s worth every second.