This Has Been A Psa Brought To You By Yours Truly, Keith Kogane In A Ponytail And A Pacifier

Fanfic : Lucy Heartfilia gets -

Me : hoe don't do it

Fanfic : -kicKED OUT OF THE GUILD AND REPLACED WITH LISANNA AND GOES ON A JOURNEY AND A YEAR LA-

Me : oH MY GOD

My favorite fandom is the Jacksfilms Fandom

It’s the only fandom that I can think of where the audience insults the Youtuber and the Youtuber insults the audience and both parties insult everyone else and the best part is that NO ONE gets hurt.

…except maybe Jinx but we don’t really talk about that.

Sometimes I really wish I could erase my memories so that I could forget certain fan fictions and then read them again and experience the joy all over again.

Musicals Badly Explained With Out Of Context Falsettos Lyrics

Avenue Q- “Life is crappy”

Be More Chill- “He was horny”

The Book of Mormon- “Religion’s just a trap”

Dear Evan Hansen- “I’m neurotic, he’s neurotic They’re neurotic, we’re neurotic” alt- “I worry a lot I worry a lot I worry a lot”

Hamilton- “We like fighting most”

Les Misérables- “I… I can’t believe she loves you”

Mean Girls- “She just likes the way you dress” / “Well, who wouldn’t”

Something Rotten- “I have something rotten Which appears though now it’s well forgotten”

RENT- “Sex and games in New York City” alt- “Could you please make my friend stop dying?”

Heathers- “Do not ever slit your wrists”

Newsies- “I don’t live the life of a normal child”

Legally Blonde- “I think, perhaps, I’m overdressed”

Into The Woods- “What a mess this is this family”

Spring Awakening- “Everyone hates his parents”

Waitress- “And Jesus Christ a Doctor!”

Chicago- “Or perhaps that’s an alibi” / “Yeah, perhaps it is” / “Yeah, I don’t care to discuss it”

The Band’s Visit- “Four Jews itching for answers”

EDIT (aka add ons from the comments)

Carrie- “Go ahead and kill your mother”

Miss Saigon- “Just because you failed as parents”

So like… I’ve just took the patronus test and got a pheasant and I was like tf is a pheasant, googled it and realized ANOTHER FLYING ANIMAL I MEAN MUST I TAKE IT AS A SERIOUS IMPLY OF SOMETHING? I DON’T KNOW IT’S JUST TOO MUCH OF A COINCIDENCE PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ALL-BIRDS-RELATED-RESULTS OUT THERE

why don’t women’s pants have useful pockets

no wait actually I know why it’s institutionalized sexism where women are supposed to be beautiful not functional

I have exactly three moods in live

Please talk to me I‘m fucking lonely

Don‘t you dare to talk to me while I‘m listening to music

Will you listen to music with me?

how to deal with all the negative posts in this fandom

They made a CGI monkey sing Rock DJ and you guys are on here talking about conclave. Get your fucking priorities in order

i’m emotional