here's some more characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in cuss I enjoyed going back through our quotes channel and only got like 3 months in :) . Mostly said by me and wildly ooc Chishiya: If I had to pick between Kuina and a life time supply of diet coke, I honestly have no idea who I’d pick Chishiya: swear to god I’ll find your address and knock your ass to sleep if you don't do it yourself Arisu: come knock me out bby 😏😏😏 Hatter: I wanna fuck the sun Kuina: viva la Pluto fuck you
Arisu: joint wanking sessions guys Usagi: excuse me? Chishiya: joint. wanking. sessions.
Chishiya: do you like your balls? Niragi: I like them licked yeah Usagi: why is Chishiya glowing? Arisu: he's pregnant Hatter: thats my queefsona Chouta: BARKL BARL BAKR NO WATCH NOW I BEG TWERKS
Is this? Cherik?
I both love and hate Oedipus Rex because the end is so stupid.
The whole play is (in one interpretation!) about self-identity and the battle between knowing who we are and how we are percieved by ourselves and the world around us. You'd expect for Oedipus to end the play fully relalized and yet...
By blinding himself, which, yes it is out of guilt and is a form of self-flagellation, but it also acts as a way to continue ignoring who he is. Without eyes he cannot see his children, the genetic abominations, nor does he have to see the world he has helped corrupt. He can continue to live in bliss. In his blindness he does not become Tiresias- he is not a prophet- he is just a pathetic man as scared as us to see himself in the mirror.
YES YES YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT OMFG ITS PERFECT
at the beach there is definitely an inflatable kiddie pool that was originally filled with like idk vodka but now its used for its intended purpose and sometimes Hatter sends people there as punishments. so now imagine Arisu sitting in a inflated kiddie pool hugging his knees to his chest awkwardly because Usagi forced him to wear duck covered arm floaties.
SO LIKE CHILDRENS DISCOS, their a staple of going on holiday to like Spain but also Hotels in general. anyway imagine Hatter decided the beach need children's/mini discos. Imagine just him forcing everyone to sing all the little songs, or play games like musical bumps. now imagine last boss getting REALLLLY mad that he just lost a game of musical statues to Kuina so he flips a table and storms out.
“ohh but that's not in character” fuck cannon but also you saying that man isn't gonna be childish as fuck when it comes to children's games? your wrong.
GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3
I like to imagine if you piss of hatter he just spits at you like an angry lama. Like something like this I guess Chishiya: what if we didnt do that Hatter Spits at him hitting his eye Chishiya: oww shit did you spit at me? Hatter Spits at his other eye Aguni: means he disagrees, next person?
Realised o have a habit of just randomly never going back on this forsaken app. Don’t know if it’s smarter to not come back but I always do and always just spam posts and then vanish and forget about what o spammed. Fun times
it’s always “your redemption is something you have to work towards for the rest of your life” and never “how was the unhinged spiral into evil? the unhinged spiral into evil looked fun”
Okay so not a on-shot BUT:
Go full on British pe lessons and make it bench ball. Inter house bench ball at that. Realllly give in to how pathetic this is. It’s just every house on campus playing bench ball against each other for shitty sports day points.
And of course these two lads are creating extreme practice regimes and have at least 50 pages of pure sport strategy hand written. Yes they did ignore their homework for this. Yes it was worth it. They rated everyone’s throwing, catching, and blocking skills 1-100 down to the 5th decimal place. This is the most math either have done in their life. They have the perfect strategy worked out for their team.
Either way they lose the inter house competition because no amount of strategy can overcome an all girl team of mean girls (said with love, being on those sort of teams was great).
someone write me a one-shot au where mick stayed for season 3 and he and eddie are running dodgeball like the marines please i NEED IT