I Love @zzzx009 !!

I was just reading a little fanfic really getting into it then BOOM

I hate this

Me, in the middle of a great story: Oo, this is getting good, next chapter-

Ao3: Heh heh 🖕🏻😊🖕🏻

Dazai: Arrange the marriage!

Port Mafia: *cheers and applause*

Chuuya: Wait!

Dazai: What? You’re all I ever wanted. You’re beautiful!

Chuuya: Thank you. But what else?

Dazai: What else?

Chuuya: Is beauty all that matters to you?

Dazai: [Looks to Oda]

Oda: [Shakes his head]

Mori: Dazai… What else?

Dazai: I, uh… What else is there?

Hirotsu: *Buzzer noise*

[LATER - KOUYOU and CHUUYA prepare to leave]

Kouyou: We tried, boss. No one can say we didn’t try.

Mori: [Sobs.]

Kouyou: Say goodbye, Chuuya.

Chuuya: Goodbye.

Kouyou: Goodbye…?

Chuuya: Dazai.

Mori: [Nudges DAZAI]

Dazai: *whines* Boss.

Mori: Dazai!

Dazai: Goodbye, chibi.

Mori: All these years of planning… Wasted!

[KOUYOU and CHUUYA leave]

Oda: What else is there? He says, “Is beauty all that matters?” And you say, “What else is there?!”

Dazai: It was dumb, I know.

Oda: You should write a book. ‘How to Offend Men in Five Syllables or Less’.

Chuuya is fluffed to max thanks to a bath, but you're next you stinky mackerel

Uh..

is there a bsd fandom on this app idk

💥NOT A SHIP POST 💥

Y'know the usual

Dazai and chuuya going out for a drink after blowing up a helicopter :)

Lemon man!

Fyodor: I have a feeling I have upset you in some way, Nikolai.

Nikolai: *Holding a gun to Fyodor’s head* Actually this is me flirting.