God I Want To Eat A Sandwich But I Don't Want To Make One

Painting I made on canvas

This is why the universe was created, for this single drawing

My masterpiece

Kitty

Apparently the pope is dead and I'm In the middle of a mental breakdown, maybe related I don't know...

It was removed...

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

Soup is good

Soup is nice

Make it warm

Add some spice

Add some veggies

Add some meat

And your night will be neat

Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

At the end he looks both terrified and accepting his fate, forever trapped

My other kitty

i wish ducks could use guns

then i could make a sitcom about a duck and a gangster teaming up to take down a drug ring that killed the old guy the fed the duck

would you rather fight 100 chicken sized zombies or 10 zombie sized chickens

The question is, do I get prep time and equipment? If yes then I choose the zombie sized chickens because they can be a child zombie or something, and if I can set traps it can give me the advantage without causing property damage or harm to people nearby