YALL
My fucking friend
Just saw like
A meme on Pinterest where it was like a crow smoking
Saying smthn like 'Edgar Allen Poe? I haven't heard that name in years' or some shit
And one of the comments said BSD reference?
And so she asked me to explain it
So I did
Then I did something I'm honestly kinda horrified at myself for doing
I told her to read the powdered donuts fic if she wants to know more about Poe šš
I'm going to hell
What the fuck
I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade
My ancestors watching me not having an allowance/not knowing proper etiquette: Peasent bitch
My flexing my head still being attached: Fuck you too lmao
I had.... the weirdest nightmare(????) I've ever had??????
Ok so like
I was in a sophomore/junior high school class
And we were learning math (I FUCKING LOVE NUMBERS)
And the teacher was all like Today!! We're learning a new topic!!!! Cross Multiplication!!!! And everyone was so confused all like
What's multiplication?????? And so I, being the massive fucking buzzkill nerd I am, ask the teacher Oh! When do we learn Calculus? (In my school ppl usually start pre-calc junior/senior year) And everyone in the class stared at me like I was some kind of extraplanar freak
And then the teacher kinda softly whispered In college.... And then I started crying
And I woke up right after I started crying
Math š
You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy
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My pronouns are They, cause I'll never be Them š Uhhh Just chillin ig Idk I'm (A, B, C, D, E, F, G, A) (Treble Clef btw)
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