I'm So Glad Joel Smallishbeans Is Here To Explain The Tumblr Sexyman Iceberg To Us For His Time Travelling

I took a break from love nikki for a year or two maybe and consequently forgot all of the lore, and it's a pain to go through the in game story (I'm like, a good way through the second act.) Is there anywhere that has some sort of comprehensive guide to the overall story? (I know there are the story suits too that fit into it). I forgot how absolutely ridiculously bonkers the love nikki lore is. I even forgot about the blood curse.

when I handed in my autism paperwork, I scheduled an appointment directly with my GP to go over my fully filled out and annotated paperwork, and go over the questions I'd made notes i didn't understand or needed clarified. I think colour coding was involved.

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

I had a dream in which there was technology in the world that allowed anyone to create a film according to their desire. And I wanted a film where they would be happy.

Have a sad anakin /suitless Vader.

a friend asked me to make a print out of this xD Never did any prints before.

He is bugs

Puffy sleeves and blues Senator Palpatine is matching the Euops genus of leaf-rolling weevils

Camarotus singularis and the chancellor’s spectacular sleeves

What in the world? Frog legged beetle Sagra Fulgida.

The Emperor is a pale imitation of the humble stag beetle. Lucanus Cervus.

What a brilliant color! Agrypnus agrillaceus.

STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005) + letterboxd reviews

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chubby women i love u chubby women i lvoe you oh my gosh oh my goodness evolution fucking cooked with you guys evolution fucking aced it fantast ic perfect whoever convinced society that fat is not one of the most beautiful things on a woman should be shot

I read Of MSE-6 and Men a few days ago. I had to know if the infamous short story about Grand Moff Tarkin being gay with none other than TK-421 was real and whether or not it was canon. I walked away with the answer to only one of those questions. I'm absolutely reeling. It started out so silly, and then I was presented with such horrible information that's haunted me for the past week. The knowledge that it's not not canon that Wilhuff Tarkin is apparently a top. I'm not sure I needed to know that about this man in particular. But I do and it's cost me much more than the £3.99 I paid for the reading experience.

fuck tarkin. and not in the tk-421 way.

darth maul in the phantom menace wears jedi-style robes buttoned up to his neck. in every other piece of star wars media he is shirtless or his chest is on display somehow. therefore, his near death experience made him re-evaluate his life choices and decide that life’s too short not to be a lil slutty. in this essay i will