I Feel A Deep Kinship With These Wretched Creatures

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.

Bought CSP….listened to MB finale while yearning for Ted’s return…I miss him…

Thinking of the Ted stays au. Casper would def always pick him up and carry him around

baby need smoko

My hopes for season 5 of Midnight Burger:

-We get to see Clementine and Terrick again, living happily on Sigius... and Clem can find out how exactly she got her abilities

-We get confirmation that Caspar's ex-wife (who, according to the credits, is named Philomena) is queer, just so all those jokes about Caspar being his family's token straight can stick

-Fiona gets a girlfriend (this is not a hope, this is a need)

-The Sisters's ship lands on Shel's new planet, and David gets to meet The Ex

-Willow (Effie and Zebulon's granddaughter) somehow comes back into play---either that, or we get to meet her grandchildren. I dunno, I just wanna see more of Effie and Zebulon's real-life ties.

-We see how the hell Leif wound up in the Horizon (though, I guess that's more of a season 2 of Welcome to the Horizion thing), and we also get to see him figure out a way to help Earth recover from the Wayfaring Stranger

-Ava has a whole "wandering the universe and realizing she cares more than she's admitted to herself" moment, paralleling Caspar's journey in season 2

-WE MEET THE PERSON BEHIND THE CONSTRUCTS (Krok's little brother, whoever he is)

-We finally get an answer about how that ad appeared to Gloria in Craigslist

original sin (insider trading)

Did a meme fanart of Eurylochus, the Epic version lmfao