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how it started - how it's going

alright, it’s that time of year again… how far down your top 100 songs is the first queer musician and who is that?

you guys are always on this website like wow this guy would look so good covered in blood. what about ME. wouldn’t I look good covered in blood. don’t you love me

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No nuance, you have to choose. Also there is a correct answer :)

Can you believe that Bill Skarsgard did a better job speaking ancient Dacian in Nosferatu than Zoe Saldana and Selena Gomez did speaking Spanish in Emilia Perez?

13 nominations??? Even surrealism has limits, guys.

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Finally getting my dad to go to hospital tomorrow which is wonderful news!

I've mowed a path down the hill for my wheel chair and my neighbour is going to drive him to the hospital (I'm on my Ls and would drive us into the river instead of over the bridge + he has a 4wheel drive that's 2 high to get in and out of easily)

And I'll finally be able to bug bomb the house + spray posion around rhe windows. Depending on the length of the stay I might be able to fix the holes in the main room and paint over them.

The timing is a little annoying as if he went today I would be able to go to Sydney tonight and make my best friends party but alas even tho I could make the morning train after we go to hospital ill need to be here for min 12h in case he has forgotten at home and wants me to bring it to him.

Idk if I'll be able to go to Sydney but hopefully I do so I'll be able make some money to I will say it's going to really suck having to full body shave and still have to wear thigh highs in this weather cause of the burns on my thighs. It really sucks that I don't have braces or j cup tits like im hall I've gained 10kg and have gone down 4 cup sizes since I was in my whoring prime but it does mean I can't scam pedos I could always try to do catering which is less money bur if I do christmass eve and day I can probably get a good cash in hand rate who knows

the absolute chokehold this woman has on me dear gods

📸: rafaela urbanin (x)

Do you have Birthday parties?

Yes, I've had birthday parties for as long as I remember.

Yes, most of the time.

Yes, but only when I was younger.

Yes, but only when I'm now older.

Yes, I've had some.

I've only ever had 1-5 birthday parties.

No.

Other/Nuance.

Results.

Personally, never had a birthday party, really looking forward to the day that I can :)