May Joker !!!NOT!!! Rest In Peace

Why in the world are all of the most interesting things in the text box comments and not revolved HELLO PEOPLE WE NEED THIS REBLOGGED MORE SO SOMEONE WILL CAVE AND WRITE US A FIC ON THIS PLEASE

But no seriously we need more please Reblog this or just write us a fic please I need more

Apparently The riddler has crazy distant family. Batman did not know that yet.

It was during on of Riddler's infamous hide and seek with his all his ? Trophiess hiding in odd places in gotham, each having a piece of the code and the whereabouts of riddler and the hostages that will harm in 2 hours if batman and the batfam didn't find them all.

Only half way through the hunt, Riddler's announcement was interrupted.

"Oh second cousin twice removed Eddd!!! We respecting your privacy by delining to the family reunion letter we sented you but asserting my role as the older second cousin and bringing you to the reunion anyways!" Said a loud voice and the sound of some statics sounds and the multiples of female and males voices.

"-'m in the middle of something importan-."

"Nonsense, Dad made two containers Extra fudge swirl with almonds with the edible white chocolate ?s that you like, you're coming with us or not?" Said a bargaining male voice..

.....

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"...Fine, Danny but I want 4 more containers. Batman, I'ma take a rain check, the hostages are in Gotham Cathedral, hanging about with a timer attached to to the top of them." Riddler's voice sighed as the video cut off.

...

"Did you know he has a distant cousin, batman..?" Tim said a bit concerned by the lack of response, after they has check Riddler's hideout and there was no way of getting in without disactivating the traps set for them..

This needed to be shared and I need someone anyone who a fanfic writer to please write something about this and tag me please I need more Danny chaos

Dc x Dp prompt #11

There's an event where Justice League hero events are held. Danny is the staff member who wears the mascot costume. Taking a picture with the kids and visitors.

Soon there was a robbery. Danny can't leave people in the event to be injured. So he goes fight the robbers in a Justice League mascot costume.

And a video of him fighting in that mascot was post on the internet.

3am

Danny: “hears big crash though his window wake up to see a boy holding a katana has broken into his room though the window”

Robin: “ looking for Jason only to come face to face with this back hair blue eyed boy in his 20s”

Tbh id love if there was a DP x DC fic where Danny lives in the same apartment building as Redhood (or whoever) but thats it. They dont know each other, Danny is not superheroing. Danny is just that one extra in a sitcom.

Like their first meeting is when a group is sent to kill Redhood at his home but they go into the wrong apartment and by the time Redhood gets down there Danny has causally knocked them all out "wha- how" "dude its 3am can you please tell your enemies to stick to acceptable invasion hours" "uh" "i have work at 7. I need my sleep." "Okay..."

Lol he needed this

Inspired by this post.

In the end he makes him cry of laughter and joy

Prompt/idea if anyone wants to adopt it

I didn't plan to share anything today BUT this idea is holding me at gun Point.

This is held with Dorohedoro, Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro, and Soul Eater logic.

Kaito decides to ask Akako one day why she calls Shinichi "The demon of light" because is overdramatic to hear that every time she talks about Shinichi. 

Akako no longer has an interest in making Kaito life impossible so she decides to be nice, for now.

"Is because he IS a demon, well, almost" 

"Explain in a way I can understand, with apples and pears if you need to do so"

"Well, all humans are born with magic, but they lose the ability to control it the moment they shed tears, so, very early, those who overcome this big obstacle can learn to control magic, like a witch or a sorcerer."

"aha"

"...but above witches and sorcerers, there are demons, demons magic is... another level, is possible for a sorcerer to become a demon if they overcome a set of trials, those are different for everyone, but share one thing in common, the no use of magic for a prolonged frame of time" 

"Aha...?"

"Now, your... friend, can use magic but doesn't believe in it, so he doesn't use it, he is passing the test to become a demon with no problem, the only thing missing is for him to complete the other trial, but it looks like he is completing it too without realizing it"

"Ah? How?"

"I asked Lucifer one time, his other trial is to eat more than 1000 mysteries, he does by resolving them, a few more and he is going to complete the trial"

"...Are you telling me that Meitantei had resolved almost 1000 cases?! that's like a record---NO, WAIT, what happens if he becomes a demon?"

"Well, he'll lose his humanity, isn't it obvious? Love, empathy, compassion, all those human traits... gone, is a bit numbing, but he would be rewarded with magic beyond our imagination"

Kaito is feeling true terror

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"

"Why I would tell you? you never asked"

"How we fix it?!"

"Easy, you make him cry so he becomes full human, or you make him do magic, I prefer if you make him cry, I don't like the idea of competition." 

Making Shinichi cry becomes the hardest thing ever, but Kaito is going to do it)?

Note: Akako sees Shinichi with little horns. For her is obvious.

Note2: If anyone decides to adopt it, you can pick any ending, but if you wish to know my preference... in my mind is easier to make Shinichi do magic than to make him cry, lol, but Kaito doesn't know that. 

The rest of Fem!Deku (here’s the color page), and some cultural notes, 5 pages total. Warnings for mentions of groping and implied murder below~ 

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Why is this so cute

Batman: Crime is abnormaly quiet today, one more round and we should go home, chum.

Robin (Jason): A-Okay. I may even have time to read a bit before going to bed.

Batman: I'll think about it.

Robin: We could go to Bat Burguer! Di-Nightwing said they have an amazing chocolate milkshake.

Batman: I don't know, Robin...

Robin: I'm sure they have banana milkshake as well or something fruity.

Batman: Hm

Robin: I knew it!

Batman: Hm??

Robin: You are a fruit bat.

Batman: what?

Robin: I was reading a book about animals and they say that of the 1200 known species of bats only three are vampire bats. You are too normal to be a vampire bat. Also vampire bats are smaller and you are very big and vampire bats move solo and while you like to prented to be moody and lonley you have me, Agent A, Batgirl and Nightwing and that just in Gotham. So you are a fruit bat. And you love fruity things.

Batman: *smilling* I suppose.

Robin: And that means we are going to drink the milkshakes because you can't refuse fruit things!

Batman: Because I'm a fruit bat.

Robin: Yeah!!

----- [somewhere in the future] ----

Robin (Damain): I'm the son of Batman, I'll drink your blood, Hood.

Red Hood: Nah, B's totally a fruit bat and as the "blood son" that just means you like banana milkshake, sorry demon brat.

Batman: *in the background, accidentaly listens* *happy hm*

This I need more please

happy valentines' day to them

a short comic

The cashier had to double check if they were seeing this right or if their mind was playing tricks on them

chilling at a cafe to collect each other’s collaboration decor

inspired by this: https://x.com/gingerbrave_dev/status/1890229623260344442?s=46&t=CAWzGYhS1U3vGvlOYk8tmg

We need a fic

Dc x dp prompt #45

Danny is no stranger to curses, he’d been on the receiving end of many.

Being cursed into a doll and thrown through a natural portal was new though, and very much not enjoyable.

When he was thrown out of the portal and into a dark attic, he thought he’d finally be able to calm down from the initial shock and get home to fix this.

And he might have, if not for his powers not working.

And there were a lot of footsteps coming too close for comfort, so he decided to take a page from Toy Story, stay as still as possible and hope these people didn’t visit the attic regularly enough to notice a random porcelain doll the size of a toddler. Yep, totally an easy thing to miss.

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The Wayne Manor’s attic was a disaster.

With as many kids that have lived there, it was filled to the brim with old keepsakes, toys, and weapons.

Every year or so, the family would all make a game of sorts out of it, cleaning the attic. They’d keep what they didn’t want to part with, restore weapons they had renewed interest in, and donate most of the old toys.

This just so happened to be Duke’s first time doing it, and Dick and Tim already warned him about some of the stuff in here, like Damian’s weapons and Jason’s book collection that didn’t fit in the library. No one told him about the glowing marionette puppet looking doll though.

Well, technically it wasn’t glowing, but it was glowing to him, and considering it was coming from some creepy doll?.

It only took his siblings to agree that they’ve never seen it before for him to decide that, no, he was not cleaning the attic today. He’d rather never see that doll again, thank you.

So why on earth is Damian carrying it with him to dinner like it’s an actual child.

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(Pose ref. used is by mellon_soup on TikTok and Patreon)