Who Knows Maybe Your Reincarnated 👀

Sure bud, why not.

*unhinged happy noises*

How would you react? (reblog and tell me for part 2 >:3)

Honestly Snappit was just a placeholder name for a while until I came up with something better, but it stuck and now I use it everywhere BUT IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT

Also Remy sounds cool! I likes it. However it did remind me of Ratatouille and now I can't stop thinking about it.

HOOMAN! first of all I love your writing it's lovely and I get excited whenever I see you post something. Second, YOU FOLLOWED ME BACK. I am a bit shook to be honest because I have very little things on my blog to be worth following for but I THANK THEE REGUARDLESS! CONTINUE THE GOOD WORK!

:D!!!!!! thank you sm i glad you like my writing it means a lot to me <3 AND ITS OKAY IF you don't have much on your blog what you do have is very entertaining so dw about it you're really cool so you are very very welcome^^ AND THANK YOU SM IM JUST REALLY GLAD YOU LIKE MY WORK

what's your name i wanna know what to call you??? im almost certain its felix but i dont wanna assume anything !

The boy!!! Lookit! Lookit the boi!!!

(I really like Shoji and their art style so this is amazing)

(all creds to the artist)

shoji doodles for his birthday!

Random headcannon:

Leona doesn't like eating vegetables, but Ruggie will try to make him eat them. So to resolve this issue, whenever Ruggie looks away Leona will grab the vegetables on his plate and dust them with Kings Roar. Ruggie turns back and sees the veggies gone and is suspicious but doesn't question it further. The lunchroom staff hate it because there is always a pile of sand under one of the tables. (He does this in the Monstro Lounge whenever he gets dragged there against his will and purposefully leaves large amounts of sand everywhere for Azul to deal with.)

I am either the 'I will bite you' or the 'nothing surprises me anymore' MC, I'm on that weird fence in the middle I think

There are many types of MCs in the obey me fandom.

This include but is not limited to:

I will bite you MC

Takes no shit from anyone.

Can and will get into a fight for the people they love.

Have more insults than there are stars in the sky.

This type of MC might also be very sarcastic.

Nothing surprises me anymore MC

Unaffected by the chaos that surrounds them.

You could probably throw a rock at them and they would just raise their brows at you.

They have seen some things.

This MC might also have a very apathetic look on life.

Bamboozled MC

They have no idea what's going on.

Trying their best™️

Solving problems without realising it.

This MC might also be kind of anxious.

All 3 types of MCs need a hug and a therapy roomba.

Azul: How many of you have played musical instruments before?

Jade: Do instruments of torture count?

Azul: No

Floyd: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Azul: No Floyd: mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Floyd:....*opens mouth*

Azul: Horseradish is not an instrument either.

When Fae Sleep on the Ceiling

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Word Count: 1.1k

Fandom: Twisted Wonderland

Genre: Crack

Warnings: None

Character: Lilia Vanrouge

Headcanon: He has slept upside down in the hallway and scared the shit out of a Diasomnia student, on more than one occasion. It may have been on purpose the second time.

A/N: first in my series of writing headcannons and short stories :>

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Silence settled over Diasomnia, the only sounds coming from the crackling of the dim green torches and the clocks ticking away. Moonlight filtered in through the tall windows, casting soft shadows across the floor and grazing the faces of the students in their beds. Yes, 3 am in the dorm was as peaceful as it had always been-

“AAAAAAAAAGH.” Okay, maybe not. The frantic footsteps of a student echoed down the hallway, the student in question turning the corner at an alarming speed which sent them crashing into a corner table. Lilia watched incredolously as the boy picked himself up and continued his panicked sprint down the next hallway. The scream and flee-the-large-bat-thing routine didn’t come as much of a shock to him, this had happened several times before to a variety of jittery first years who were still adjusting to the spookyness of the dorm. It was the fact that they had sent the corner table into the afterlife in their attempt to get away from the sentient black lump hanging from the hallway ceiling that surprised him.

“Father, what are you doing.” Lilia turned his head and came face to face with a weary looking Silver. The cacophony of noises must have woken him up, an impressive feat. He would have to give kudos to that student later.

“Sleeping of course. What else would I be doing.” he chirped innocently. He gave the boy an upside down grin, which in turn received a suspicious look.

“Then why did I hear such a profound screech of terror?”

“Ah yes, that.” Lilia released an arm from his cape to make a wide gesture to the smashed corner table. “Evidently the mention of fae potentially sleeping in the hallway was missed during orientation again. Unfortunately this time an innocent life was taken.” Silver blinked at the pile of wood in surprise.

“Such a shame really. That corner table had so much life left to live.” Lilia raised a hand to his forehead, feigning a pained expression. “Alas, it met an untimely end this fair morning. We must grieve.”

“It is too early in the morning to be grieving for a table father.” Silver grumbled, exhaustion starting to creep up on him once again. “There are few people that would actually grieve a table in the first place-”

“NOOOOOOOO! TABLE-SAMA ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?” Insert jumping five feet in the air out of surprise. If the voice hadn’t already confirmed who was now very loudly mourning the table, the bright green hair sure did.

“WHO DID THIS TO YOU!? TABLE-SAMA ANSWER ME!”

“Sebek it is 3:10 in the morning tone it down!” Silver hissed, glaring down at the underclassman who was currently trying to sooth the pile of very much inanimate wood.

“I know its such a tragedy that the table had to leave us so soon.” Lilia piped up, adding to the hysterics that wracked the first year.

“WE MUST FIND WHO DID THIS TO THEM! THE TABLE WILL BE AVENGED!” Sebek cried. Both his arms shot into the air in anger holding seperate halves of one of the broken table legs. Silver groaned, softly facepalming while Lilia cackled loudly behind him. The commotion over the now pile of shards was so great that it drew the attention of more and more of the sleeping (was sleeping) students.

“Lilia, what is the meaning of all this noise.” Malleus questioned, letting out a yawn while striding closer to the crime scene. Lilia was wheezing so hard with laughter he couldn’t directly answer the horned fae, only pointing a shaking finger towards the hysterical man on the floor before falling back into uncontrollable laughter.

“I’m sorry Malleus I didn’t think this would get so out of hand-” Silver started, but was once again interrupted by a booming screech.

“TABLE-SAMA HAS BEEN KILLEEDDDDD!” Sebek cried, tears rolling down his face while he gestured his shaking hands to the broken table in front of him.

“Oh dear, it seems the vase on the table broke as well.” Malleus noted, crouching down to pick up some of the shattered white porcelain that littered the floor. “What a shame, I quite liked that vase.”

“Can we leave this matter for the morning, please.” Silver said exasperated, “We’re waking up the entirety of the dorm with this nonsense.” He gestured the hand not currently facepalming down the hallway, towards the several doors that had revealed confused and exhausted students staring directly at them.

“Ah yes, many apologies fellow students. Please go back to bed.” Malleus said, turning his head to address the growing crowd. The students turned back into their dorm rooms, grumbling about being woken up at such an ungodly hour of the morning before closing the door behind them. The fae turned back towards the wreckage, raising a hand towards it. Green magic rolled off his fingers like mist, curling around the pieces of the table and melding them together. Malleus watched as the vase put itself back together as well, setting itself down on the now fixed table with a thump.

“There, the matter has been dealt with.” He said, standing and brushing the remaining dust off of his nightclothes. “We shall find the student and have a talk with him about furniture etiquette first thing in the morning. I will be going back to bed now. Sleep well.” He offered a small smile towards the other three before turning to go back towards his room. Lilia was still trying to recover from his laughing fit, giggles still escaping him as he curled into himself.

“*sniff* Table-sama has been fixed! We must celebrate!”

“In the morning Sebek.”

“Yes I know that Silver.” Sebek snapped, wiping any remaining tears from his face. “Who in their right mind would celebrate a table being fixed at such early hours. Right then, see you in the morning.” Sebek shot up from his seated position on the floor, offering a curt nod and walking off like a solider in a marching band. It was as if he hadn’t just spent the better part of five minutes crying on the floor over a dismembered table.

“I will be heading to bed as well.” Silver yawned. “Please refrain from scaring more students tonight. We don’t need more broken furniture.”

“No promises.” Lilia wheezed, “If someone else gets scared I’ll warn them against smashing the table again.” Being too tired to respond, Silver opened the door to his room and walked inside.

“Good night father.” The door shut behind him, leaving the fae to his own devices. The rest of the night was relatively peaceful, the silence only being broken by the occasional giggling of the vice dormleader hanging from the ceiling. He was no doubt plotting who to 'accidentally' scare next, and if he was lucky, maybe he could get the unlucky victim to break something else.

Stories I'm writing but I'm not done with yet

I have quite a few fanfic I'm working on, but they've kinda been halted because I'm working on a big piece for a large twisted wonderland writing event, which I'm very excited cause the person hosting it is someone I really love the content of. So I figured I would post a list of the stories I've been working on so you know what to look forward to in the the future when I finish the bigger piece and start working on the smaller writing pieces again.

The Fated Demise of a Yellow Stick of Destiny- Floyd

The Mushroom Journals- Jade

Hide and Snooze- Leona

Broken Pen Shenanigans- Azul

Unnamed- Ace

Cauldron Concussions -Deuce

Head...hornstands?-Malleus

Unnamed- Sebek

Phantom of the Stamps- Floyd

The bigger writing price in question will be released on the 28th(Hopefully) so I'm going to be devoting all writing time to that for now. It will be worth it I promise, then I'll get to finishing some of these. Have fun trying to guess the headcannons these are based on XD

I have a lot of twst headcannons lying around...THEY ARE NOW BEING SUBJECTED TO BEING WRITING PROMPTS.

If anyone has headcannons I can add to my ever growing list feel free to yeet them into the ask box. Im going to run out of headcannons eventually so any ideas are welcome :> (plus more writing material)

(psst, the first one will be posted sometime this afternoon :> )

Mc: *looks left*

Mc: *looks right*

Mc: spill the tea solomon

Asmo popping out of thin air: what tea?

Mc: AGHHHHHHHH