IM A LESBIAN!!!

salivating

the amount of fanfiction i could write if i had

1. time

2. the attention span

3. the grammar and sentence structure skills

like it's crazy y'all. with the scenarios ive been building in my head when i'm daydreaming. when i tell you i have been building STORIES in my brain

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

would u join her cult

BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAA YES GOD YES GODDD

she is literally suffering while serving the cuntiest boyfriend realness. the BOXERS????? this is my boyfriend.

Oh to be called boy in a lesbian way. Handsome in a butch sort of manner. A dyke type of boyfriend. A lesbian guy. Dude. Husband. Please