Smelly-teabag - Bee!!!

Mari lore goes absolutely crazy when you realize the only things we know about her pre-crash is:

1) Mari was in the room with her sick baby cousin when she started dying

And 2) she got dumped so the guy could be with his cousin

RIP Mari Ibarra you would've loved becoming Callie's fun aunt against her mother's will and vaping and eating a cheeseburger with her as you talked shit about Shauna to her and driving Shauna insane.

building legos date interrupted by 3 hour make out session

we don’t need billionaires, we need a self-sustaining lesbian commune with a community garden and a cat rescue

Long distance is so hard because what do you MEAN I can't open her car doors, carry her bags, give her my sweater, push her shopping cart, be seen with her in public, hold her hand... kiss her, taste her...

fav cod character?

understand that i am looking through the lens of ‘all the male characters in this franchise are beautiful women, actually’ when i say it’s krueger, könig, or soap.

I really like the full context of the pit girl scene. What we thought was them going feral and chasing someone to a brutal death. Most of them didn’t want that hunt, they didn’t strip down a girl and hunt her out of enjoyment like we all thought. They were trying fool Shauna and help Nat escape so they could go home. Most of them were just kids who wanted to go home.

on my knees begging to be someone’s butch husband. i have a carnal desire to fix things around the house in my boxers. make sure my femme’s gas tank is full. mow the lawn in shorts in and a wife pleaser. build a coop for the chickens she rescued. plant vegetables in our little garden. cook meals on lazy weekends. cuddle while watching a movie. enjoy the easy silence between us.

I don’t know how Taissa got into law school after Misty absolutely DEMOLISHED her in that trial she was low-key an amazing lawyer