Smelly-teabag - Bee!!!

I’m a dork I’m a nerd I’m a geek I’m a loser and I will seduce a beautiful femme with my lameness one day

wanna wake up in the arms of a soft and warm and sleepy girl actually

Most unrealistic thing about Yellowjackets is that we haven’t had a scene about Mari and Travis talking mad shit about the others in Spanish

a warm cup of tea 🍵

it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”

i find it very funny how these are two screenshots from the same show. like what do you mean there’s cannibalism and also a silly bird dancing dream sequence. this is so unserious

The fact that Travis sleeps surrounded by Javi’s drawings and holding his little wolf figurine makes me feel physically ill