When The Power Went Out I Heard An Explosion And My Boyfriend Was Like “a Transformer Probably Busted”

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

geralt @ anyone about to harm jaskier: excuse me, sir, that is my emotional support bard

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

Damned if you scooby doo, damned if you scooby don’t…

the au you all asked for

I can’t help imaging Jason and Tim doing this because they are perfect for the roles👌

Adorable baby girl being chased by daddy, finally takes a stand.

OMG MY HEART

“DAD!”

*gibberish*

if you didn’t know the context, one might think they’re having a soft, quiet, gay moment to themselves

actually even if you do know the context, it still looks like they’re having a soft, quiet, gay moment to themselves