Can You Imagine  Being A Mayor And Talking To Your Horse Villager Like The Angle They Look Down At You

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

Headcanon where all of the Avengers assume that Bucky was the one who used to get Steve into trouble during the pre-war and war days, but within 3 days of Bucky joining the team they all realize that it is actually the exact opposite.

Arthur’s back tho, can I get an amen

the au you all asked for

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

Thanks R* for giving us the sexy cowboy we needed

no offense but how come none of y’all can just like or dislike something normally. it’s always gotta be “this is literally fucking flawless and pure” or “this is shit and you’re an immoral person for liking it” it’s so. Uncomfortable

use more olive oil

A gmv for Bloodborne.

MOT: I feel tons of energy being consumed every time I make a gmv, and feel as if having a fever while publishing and waiting for comments, finger crossed. Strangely, unlike drawings, I care too much about views and feedbacks from gmv audiences, almost like paranoia (or actually is(；へ：) see these words! I just can’t help it). With that being said...please leave a like if you like! Much, much appreciated.ヾ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ