I Watched Vita Carnis

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My friends are so cool and cute and funny and good and nice and hot and god I’m mentally ill

Your so goddamn relatable am I your fucking evil clone

ok so i watch a lot of youtube videos about chess despite barely knowing how to play and something really funny happened on chess.com which is the site people go to to play chess online

basically they have a bunch of chess bots you can choose to play against at various different power levels (~100 is total noob, ~2500 is like, mega grandmaster). and recently they released a bunch of...cat themed bots?

but the noteworthy one is the cosmic horror known as Mittens.

Mittens has a listed power level of 1. However, that is a deception. Mittens is actually incredibly powerful, defeating top players with ease, and actually holding his own against the most powerful chess bots in existence.

also he sends you these weird messages like

absolutely wild

Hey uhhh yeah sorry but I accidentally sharpened your boyfriend too much and yeah he broke sorry

Oh hey I take that

girlies who need prozac <3

Dear trans people

Your fuckin ballin

Idk what the hell happened last night but I think I was just mad about the incisors thing and how goofy mimics look

I watched vita carnis

It was ok but not really scary at all

Cheap jumpscares and meh worldbuilding mostly

The only thing that makes me mad is the way mimics are, like bro anyone could beat these skinny mfs

If I remember correctly they’re only 6ft and can only injure you by biting with incisors which won’t do shit

The mimic in my house getting its ass beat by an actual predator species that doesn’t have dumb anatomy: 😃

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.