Hi, Do You Want A Rice Crispy Treat Or Some Chocolate?

H-HATSUNE MIKU!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR!? AT THIS TIME OF DAY!? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY!? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!?

Yes!

May I see her?

No.

*MWAH* ♡~

You just got kissied!! RB to totally kissy your friends!! <3

Bird!!!!?!!!?!!?!!??(!!!!

cringe gaymers hanging out. don’t know why but sans always seemed like a rhythm games fan

BONUS:

Truthful

I always forget that when some people ship characters it's because they want them to fuck and not because they think they exist as twisted parallels of each other. "we all have the same goal, to see them fuck." I personally have the goal of coring them like apples and showing them they're the same or could have been under different circumstances.

Hey uhhh yeah sorry but I accidentally sharpened your boyfriend too much and yeah he broke sorry

Correct

this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.