Killer Fish

Strong

I think roller mains should be allowed to be buff

right callie?

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Did anyone want some really excessive, unnecessary angst fic about Ozriel? No?

Well then eat shit, I wrote it anyway.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40520724

Sorry not sorry, enjoy your sadness. :D

Dude is such a gender neutral term for me that I have to physically shut my mouth to stop myself from calling people that

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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Cardamon, as a character, truly expresses the childhood desire to both be respected and be treated like a kid

He wants people to listen to him and value his opinion, but he also wants people to care about the fact that he is a kid who needs help and shouldn't be doing any of this.

I remember feeling that way as a kid.

I think cardamon is the most well written child character I've ever seen.

Skill issue

Exams, am I right? - This isn’t MLaaTR related, but fuck I love Splatoon, and just wanted to post this to tumblr since I’ve posted it everywhere else lol Here’s my sploot twitter account if ur interested ^_^

ok so i watch a lot of youtube videos about chess despite barely knowing how to play and something really funny happened on chess.com which is the site people go to to play chess online

basically they have a bunch of chess bots you can choose to play against at various different power levels (~100 is total noob, ~2500 is like, mega grandmaster). and recently they released a bunch of...cat themed bots?

but the noteworthy one is the cosmic horror known as Mittens.

Mittens has a listed power level of 1. However, that is a deception. Mittens is actually incredibly powerful, defeating top players with ease, and actually holding his own against the most powerful chess bots in existence.

also he sends you these weird messages like

absolutely wild

Ugh the dubious little creature

Why brainstorm actual outlines and drafts for a written work when you can just Draw Stupid Nonsense

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.