Some New Visitors In The House–

everyones talking about rip midoriya ‘cause he’s dealing with all the family drama, but no. no.

RIP in fucking pieces Manual: The motherfucking Normal Hero who did not sign up for keeping up with the todoroki’s, OR bakugou’s swiss cheesery eureaka moment, OR aizawa’s tis but a scratch leg removal OR midoriya’s double whammy chamber of secrets-esque arm deboning shenanigans and his avatar cycle bending battle with shigaraki. Not to mention last time he was near a UA intern, that kid went to fucking murder someone, and guess what, manual has to deal with him right now too.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. That’s one of those facts that makes me Sit and stew and sigh like a dog on One of his off days.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. But I once drove twenty minutes to a Bakery to get my friend a cake for her 16th birthday with the face of her Favorite band on it. And she told me That was her favorite thing she’s ever Gotten and we watched fireworks all night.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. But I have held someone after a breakup As they cried and cried and cried, And gave them my favorite jam and tea And told them that if love is an anchor That means it is also a boat. You will find Your way to harbor again.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. But I have raised terrified kittens in my Bedroom. You let them sniff you first, You always let them sniff you, you put Out food, you don’t give chase. You wait. And one day they come to you. And sit on your lap and purr like A motor terraforming Mars itself.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. But I have picked myself up after all My worst days and given myself soup When I’m so sick I can’t stand And given myself cakes on the days I feel Like dead ashes and tape that’s lost its stickiness. I have licked my own wounds and healed my own Bruises, I have called myself beautiful Even when I don’t feel it.

I am 25 and I have never been in love. But maybe I have.

Anytime you finish lotr or the hobbit it’s the loneliest most gut wrenching desolate feeling in the world lmao. 100% meant this to sound that dramatic because it’s true. Frodo sailing off or Bilbo letting Gandalf in the door and it showing the lonely mountain map. My heart sinks every time.

AND HE’S RIGHT!

Everyone else in Star Wars canon: “Nooooooooo you can’t defeat the Empire by just blowing things up!” Saw Gerrera:

Steve: Peter and Harley seem pretty similar.  Tony clearly stressed out: They’re not. They are very different.  Steve: Yeah, how so?  Tony: Last week Peter came to me in tears and told me that he’d accidentally broke a beaker in the lab  Steve: Poor kid Tony: Last night, Harley came into my room at one in the morning with a smoothie and a plate of spaghetti, wakes me up, and very nonchalantly tells me he crashed one of my cars.  

Tony: They are not the same 

🎶 Dancing, dancing, dancing’s not a crime         unless you do it without me 🎶

The Friend zone logo

Stages of the Mishapocalypse

It’s funny

It’s hilarious

It’s amusing

It’s a bit tiring

It’s really annoying

It's still there

It’s extremely irritating

It’s fucking hilarious and everyone must join again

Complete acceptance. There is no laughter. There is only calm understanding. You are Misha. Misha is you. Misha is all. Misha.

theres something inherently holy about kitchens

I’ve been thinking a lot about 306 and like?? did Bakugou get a letter? It’s not like Midoriya HAS to tell him about OFA so like if he got one what did it say? or did Midoriya just totally ghost him lol