“i Complain About Tumblr But I Refuse To Leave Unless The Site Itself Deactivates” Squad

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

Boba Fett’s reputation as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy comes from him pulling off an insane number of jobs throughout his life, some of which were even deemed impossible for a lone hunter to pull off

funnily enough, he doesn’t actually remember completing all of the ones people attribute to him, but after seeing the footage and biometric proof, he assumes that he’s been blacking out and entering some sort of exhaustion fugue state, or maybe he’s just had a few too many concussions

it’s not until he tries to claim a puck from the guild and is told that he’s already working that job that he starts to figure out that something more is going on, and decides to investigate who it is that’s been working this job

as it turns out, there’s actually like ten different escaped clones pulling bounties under his name, considering they all share the same DNA and face, who’ve put together a few fake versions of his father’s armor

many of them even work in teams, trading off who gets to ‘play Boba’ to the guild or clients

(they’ve also been using their shared DNA to access his space netflix account, which explains why the recommendation algorithm never seems to figure out what he likes and keeps telling him that he’s already watched shows he finds)

(strangely, he realizes that they haven’t touched any of his bank accounts, despite the fact that they could certainly have gotten through their security measures the same way)

after discovering this, he considers confronting them, killing them, even just turning them in to the guild

but then he’d lose some of his reputation if it comes out that impersonators can mimic him well enough to get the job done just as well as he could

so he just sends them all a message telling them to not fuck this up and continues with this life

So, the most exciting thing to me in this episode, was how Eren showed himself to public. Like, it was epic, but he didn't even kill a lot of people. He didn't kill Rainer and Falco only because it's pointless and there was door behind Falco, when Eren transformed,the building behind scene didn't crush and he probably didn't kill Will either, because Will is a titan and cannot be killed just like that. So the whole point of episode was just Eren being a huge DRAMA QUEEN

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

"do you dream of mom" he dreams of this: a hospital room, quiet mornings on the beach, a toddler stumbling in the surf, ancient words whispered as a lullaby, a woman he's waited for for a thousand years, a life he cannot have, a life she will not take, a promise he cannot keep.

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

Marvel Universe NPCs come Avengers 4

me after episode of andor: this might be the best piece of star wars i’ve ever seen

me after episode 10 of andor: *shaking, crying, throwing up* this might be the best piece of star wars i’ve ever seen

love you guys

oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”