Also With Obi-Wan Facepalming On The Background

“teenagers who are home alone throw parties” you dumb shit muppets have you never seen the Home Alone movies or even met a teenager??? being left home alone means eating lots of junk food on the living room floor in various states of undress while playing music too loud and messing up your sleep schedule, who the fuck socializes

leave her at UA. she’ll learn so much

It has just occurred to me that I want Daniel Radcliffe in a shitty robe to play Mr D... I don't know why... It just feels right....

Serves him right

Mace Windu really just looked ahsoka tano in the eye and said “citizen” with all the salt in the galaxy. Well windu you will be out the windu in about 20 minutes👀

MY 12 YEAR OLD SELF IS CRYING

they gonna cast age appropriate actors I CAN FEEL IT

Unmute !

One of the worst things that happen

הבל | hevel

This is how it goes: God whispers in Cain’s jealous ear, drawing his attention to the Sin crouched at his doorway. Sin has haunted eyes and a mouth that has been kissed. Let there be no doubt that Sin has been kissed, with a wet-red mouth that may taste of blood or pomegranate or the electric crackle of a stoplight. Cain looks at Sin. He runs his tongue over his teeth.

This is how it goes: Cain leaves the house at one am in bare feet and a hoodie, careful to avoid the last stair that creaks, and treks out into the Field. There are many fields in the world but there is only one Field. Cain feels the difference in the grass when he crosses the border from field to Field, the way the grey-green blades stand up at attention in his wake, the way the dirt turns ice-cold and furious beneath his heels. The earth is good with foreshadowing. The tree of Knowledge has deep roots.

This is how it goes: God says, I will take you or your brother.

God says, You get to choose.

And Cain says, “When you split me and my brother in the womb, you did not divide us evenly. He got kindness, and I got longing. He got complacence, and I got ambition. I want to kill him sometimes. I think sometimes he wants to die.”

I have never made brothers before, God explains. That is how I thought they were made. What more do you want?

“I want to steal some of his kindness,” Cain says, and shakes his pocket knife out of his sleeve.

Back at home, Abel sits up in his bed with a start, heart racing. That was close, he thinks, that was a damn close one, and does not know why.

In the Field, the ground warms as blood seeps into the dirt. 

Zuko somehow meeting Todoroki face to face for the first time: “why do you get to have two eyebrows”

Todoroki gets to have two eyebrows, a mum that knows who he is and still sees him regularly, and two mostly functioning siblings

Meanwhile Todoroki is ready to fight Zuko for Iroh