The Year Is 2050

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

i want 24 blue checkmarks. twitter cannot get a dollar out of me but i want nothing more than a hoard of completely useless checkmarks that may or may not turn into crabs at any point.

he leaves for one day

Please, please, I am BEGGING you, link the original poem. This too good not to be shared. Absolutely perfect 

I’m never gonna finish this meme;

5/15 otps : Roy Mustang x Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)

                   keep your angels and your heaven; 

                                                I love a damned boy, and he loves me

i made a new uquiz to figure out what kind of guy you are

Look I pride myself in never swearing on this account, but after avengers endgame, what the, and I cannot stress this enough,

Davos: Jon snow took a knife in his heart. He died for us

Jon: stop telling people I’m dead

Davos: sometimes I can still hear his voice

So, I got interested in who the fuck this Onceler is and why people are afraid of him so I typed his name into search in Youtube....and BOI DO I REGRED IT

I-is that….

Marvel Universe NPCs come Avengers 4