Keeping Sirius Alive In My Fic Just To Make Him A Fucking Wreck In The Bg Core✨

I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that Lance was top of his class as a cargo pilot. like everyone is so quick to demean Lance's intelligence because he's surrounded by the dictionary definition of geniuses in their own fields, but his line "fighter pilot, thanks to you washing out" to Keith means he was TOP RANK NUMBER ONE as a cargo pilot.

Lance is consistently infantilized and bullied for being a jack of all trades. his focus is spread, and even so he excels at what he sets his mind to. He, with little to no real gun or hand-to-hand combat training, becomes the team's designated sharpshooter. he also unlocks an altean broadsword , the only paladin to unlock multiple classes of weapons.

But he is the brunt of so many jokes because he's an empathetic, selfless, charismatic guy and a good friend BEFORE he's a genius. And honestly, i do believe whole heartedly that he is a genius, his focus is just so spread that he isn't a prodigy like his team members.

I love you Lance McClain.

Idk how Tumblr works. I’m new here. Here is an animation I made.

Sometimes you like the fandom favorite and that's annoying because you have to see all the wild takes that do not interpret them the correct way. Other times, you like the fandom's least favorite and that's annoying because you still have to see all the wild takes that do not interpret them the correct way.

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

wish this was how it worked so bad but i read somewhere once "good fanfic is a love/hate letter to canon" and now all my fics are inexorably linked to and cant be read without knowledge of the source material🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ copyright who im referencing exact scenes from the 17th chap of the 6th book rn as a pivotal plot pt

Begging people to stop with the "wow that's so cool you wrote such a long story! Now you just gotta change the names and publish it as an original fiction" do not. That's not how this works.

this one has been in the works for a couple years now! i wrote most of what it currently is over this past summer, and finally wrapped up the in-betweens these last couple days, but at last, here is the 11.5k oneshot i affectionately refer to as my bakukami manifesto:

hummingbird, get what you want!

it's also a sort of veiled introduction to the premise of the verse in which i plan to set my kaminari crackfic, but that one is barely even a concept in my brain, so don't think too hard about it yet :P though it's not quite everything i wanted it to be, it's darn close enough, and i've been keeping y'all waiting long enough. so please, enjoy :) next ao3 post on friday!

idgaf i will never get tired of the dog motif. it will never be cliche it will never be trite it will never not hit hard. i see a dog coded character crawl back to their owner even after being kicked and the inside of my brain looks like this

Idk, the fact that I'm not laying in a girl's lap watching tv while she subconsciously plays with my hair rn seems pretty homophobic if you ask me 👀

[manifesting as hard as i possibly can] please, please god, please, please, please let more people get into my extremely niche and somewhat dated hyperfixation ship 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

I don’t choose ships. They choose me, and then destroy my life.