So Real, Sometimes I Think Abt The Bizarre Workings Of The Magical System In The Hp Universe And Barely

Imo in order to finish your writing project you need to be unhealthily obsessed with your characters to a point where you question your sanity

Ron would be an auror yes, not bc he's particularly ambitious or glory/thrill/danger-seeking or combat-talented or morally driven, but bc it's the closest thing to a Detective the wizarding world has and i think he'd be rlly good at that

ever watch a funny tv show that makes you laugh™ exactly twice and you think: i'm cured!!!

but the second you stop watching it's back to being sad

i am so unbearably sad all the time

i also do the thing where i'm a famous youtuber/streamer making a rant video or casually talking about all my traumas while playing a random game

snoopy of the day

sorry to disappoint but there's no murder, unfortunately, though dron murder husbands (while extremely ooc, least likely characters to actually get off their asses and kill someone) would be awesome

i'm referencing these tags specifically:

i too, hate when problems aren't simple enough to be solved by murder, we have to resort to hitting the books unfortunately 😔

random meme of a future scene in inspiral:

ron: i'm glad this experience could bring us closer

draco, feeling lightheaded: blood . . there's blood everywhere . . . [shakily covering his mouth with a hand] how are we going to clean this all up . .

dobby, popping in suddenly: i thought i be tellings wheezy and not-master draco to not be doing anything Fucking Stupid

anyways dobby nation rise up‼️

I love that this could easily be Garrinis or Dron. Take your pick. I love a pale blond pureblood x ginger freckled menace pairing.

Picrew

"why the fuck am i into this freak"

"i need to know what's wrong with him. not in a weird way. in . . a scientific way; a purely academic need"

enemies-to-psychosexually obsessed with each other. more of that

Idk, the fact that I'm not laying in a girl's lap watching tv while she subconsciously plays with my hair rn seems pretty homophobic if you ask me 👀

me when a movie is bad: 👎

me when a movie is good: 👍

me when a movie is mediocre: