So Many People Wish They Were The Main Character. Not Me. I’m The Side Character And I Couldn’t Be

Big fan of this whole Magnus archives thing. Might make a new personality out of it we’ll see

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

I feel as though this shouldn’t speak to me on the level that it does… I think I am unwell… 

“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

So I watched Chaos Walking last night. I am so angry.

I’m the copy of the Great Gatsby that Richard stress-reads

tag yourself as random items from The Secret History: I'm the teapot that Bunny drank champagne from

ok but stewy being canonically bi really makes everything about his relationship with kendall so much funnier like imagine being a beautiful bisexual stallion and your fate is to become best friends with and develop a 30 year crush on logan ‘homophobia’ roy’s prodigal son like. imagine having to do deal with kendall’s ‘no homo but my tongue is down your throat’ repressed bullshit for 30 years whilst also dodging the beam of mixed flavor racism homophobia his father directs at you every time he sees you within 5 feet of said prodigal son but also you feel a strange solidarity with this old man because he at least has also accurately clocked and acknowledges that his prodigal son is queer

sometimes self care is sitting on your bed at 11 o’clock in the morning, listening to Lorde on vinyl and giving yourself temporary tattoos in the most bizarre places

Would you really be interested in writing the Drabble?? :0

Omg ya!! Aw I’m excited you’re so invested lol

I actually started working on it but I’m up in muskoka for the week and haven’t been able to get to it as much

When I post it I’ll do it on @adamsbackpack ok? Cuz that’s my trc account lol

Thank you Korra!!❤️❤️

Romantically Solipsistic

If I was a romantic I’d tell you how I drive the long way home. I drive twists and turns through subdivisions to slowly get to the same fate I would have had I gone straight. I’d tell you that I do this in the hopes that when I pass your house, I can roll down my window just to hear your laugh. 

But I am not romantic. 

If I’m honest, I take the long way home to remind myself that you exist. I need to see the car in the driveway, the shadows through the kitchen window, the barking dog in the backyard. 

I need proof of your existence because I’m beginning to doubt my own. 

Songs I Think Should Be in the Umbrella Academy and Who Should Be in the Scene

Crazy=Genius by Panic! At The Disco — gotta be Klaus

Lake Shore Drive by Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah — Luther

Bang! by AJR — this is a Vanya song

The House of the Rising Sun by The Animals — a Diego song

Gimme Gimme Gimme by Abba — also Diego because come ON

Lost Cause by Black Pistol Fire — Five

Why Can't I Be You by The Cure — Vanya again

These Boots Are Made For Walking — Allison (her fighting to this would just be so badass)

Runaway by Del Shannon — Five again

Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners — FIVE AND VANYA FIGHTING BAD GUYS TO THIS SONG WOULD BE INCREDIBLE

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) by Eurythmics — Ben 

(Probably part 1 so stay tuned)