My Favourite Part Of Nbc Hannibal Is How It’s Generally Agreed That Will Is A Little Weirdo And Acts

Healing

I am BEGGING you to watch Otter Dynasty on HBOMax.

Imagine someone took high budget documentary footage of otters, asked George R R Martin to write fanfiction about the otters, then spent a ton of money producing it into a tv show where British people voice over the first-person narrative of the otters to put on HBO.

I am literally only on episode one and so far the exposition has included high society otter queens talking absolute royal smack about each other, musing their plans for war, and worrying about their territory and linage, all whilst praying for guidance from their otter ancestors and gathering information from their TURTLE SPIES.

TURTLE. SPIES.

It is positively UNHINGED.

Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

Allie Ray, Holler

Richard Siken, Crush

My top 20 pokeboys categorized. I made this in 2019 and it shows… I want to make a new one now that SV is out 🧐

There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.

I love being a petscop fan because it’s quite literally been almost four years since the series ended but if you ask any of the fandom to explain the simplest details of the plot to you you will either get fourteen completely different stories or a very confused shrug

you are the truth i choose to bend myself around

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I don’t remember meeting this girl at all. Um, I don’t remember knowing her at any point. And I remember you saying that we were, that we are, exactly the same age.