Stars

listening to fourth of july makes me want to throw up sometimes out of like. it’s not secondhand embarrassment really it’s just a very visceral feeling that it’s not something i’m supposed to be hearing. not that the vast majority of fall out boy songs AREN’T personal but that one specifically makes me feel like i’m in pete’s bedroom reading his diary or something

Happy almost 4/13, have some funnies

extra doodles under the cut

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

big nose fan club

don't give up

with the power of friendship!!!

@413countdown

can't believe they made a holiday out of a fall out boy song

YES i let my power strip sleep in bed with me. so what

its actually the most self-indulgent day of the year!