Just Had A Thought, Imagine If #those Homestuck Fans Talked About Mom The Way They Talk About Bro

Just had a thought, imagine if #those homestuck fans talked about Mom the way they talk about Bro

Look man, I just don't buy the whole "Mom Lalonde was an alcoholic" thing. Sure, she drank sometimes, but it was obviously played for jokes and as a funny gag. But then Hussie decided to lean into alpha timeline Roxy having problems with alcohol because of fan service. It's clear Mom was meant to be a perfect attentive mother who drank from time to time but then Andrew turned her into an alcoholic instead for no reason. Don't even get me started on how Rose started drinking on the meteor, either. It's all so forced and unrealistic, it's like they just HAD to turn a perfectly silly joke of Mom drinking sometimes into something serious with Roxy being an alcoholic and wanted some sort of conflict between Rose and Kanaya