HAPPY BDAY ❗❗ Sorry I'm Late But Still Happy Bday ❗🎀 Hope You Have The Best Bday Ever :3

reading dave's pov in early homestuck at age 14: lol these kids have such weird families. this is funny

reading dave's pov in early homestuck at age 21:

I made this for my boyfriend!! It's his birthday today!! :D I actually made this 2 days ago lmao but i wanted to post it on his actual birthday :3

@skullcat43

Dear, I actually love you sooooosososososoosos much. I don't know what I'd do without you. When I was going through lots of bad stuff you were there. If it wasn't for my cat and you I probably would be dead already /J I SWEAR

Anyways, I really hope you like my drawing for u! I put a lot of effort into it! I took a LOTT of Inspo from your drawing you made lol. Again, I love you SOSOSOSOSOSOSOOOOOO much 💚

2009:A Strider Odyssey

someone wanted to see more shane n sam interaction from me so here we are. yes patrick swayze exists in my headcanon of the stardew universe. no i have no explanation.

based on this:

hiya Ash!!!!

who are you? No hate! Just curious! :p

Another DudeBro drawing

man this ship has got to get more popular, im going insane

dodgeball

whenever i feel bad i just have to make ezequiel feel worse and then i feel better. it’s my coping mechanism

part 1/???

its a little idea i got listening front bottoms

pony being like "darry treats me like a little kid even though i am grown🙄" brother soda has to sleep in your bed because you have nightmares otherwise. they tickle you out of bed every morning. darry carried you to bed like a baby. you draw pictures of horses instead of doing your homework.

The most “boys will be boys” things the gang do

• Steve, Soda, Dally, and Darry stay walking around half naked, ESPECIALLY in the summer. Their shirts are never on. Soda’s jeans are unzipped half the time smh

• as much as they really really try, the Curtis boys are known for leaving their dirty laundry everywhere 😟 no matter how messy they can be though, Two-Bit’s room will always be exponentially worse

• one time Steve and Soda wanted to see who could eat the most chocolate cake so they each ate a whole half of a cake and threw up later

• Johnny do not be washing his clothes 😭😭😭 it’s rly not his fault but Darry will offer to wash up some of his stuff with Ponyboy’s and Johnny will be like “no thank you it’s not that bad 🙂” bros jean jacket probably carries the plague

• they literally don’t stop eating. It’s canon that the Curtis brothers all have big appetites, everyone else is just as bad. Most of their money goes to groceries bc they literally just eat and eat

• Ponyboy tries to lay in bed directly after track practice before showering bc he’s tired and Sodapop is appalled

• so so so many wrestling and football injuries. Pony’s always tripping and falling face first. Steve is a fucking pincher when they’re wrestling so Soda and Two-Bit always have little ass bruises on them from him 💀 during football Johnny is really good at slipping between people bc he can be pretty quick but one time he managed to take Steve down with him and they knocked their heads together

• Dally unfortunately enjoys driving around and yelling obscenities when he has Buck’s car. No one is off limits. He’ll trail behind Johnny and be like “ay what that mouth do” and Johnny just lets out the most defeated sigh

• Ponyboy and Curly were each other’s first kiss “for practice” and didn’t rly think much of it until they realized they’d only been kissing each other even tho they didn’t need practice anymore and never tried to get w anyone else 😭😭😭

• if Two-Bit sees any kind of animal worth catching in his mind like an armadillo or some shit he will indeed try to catch it and bring it to the Curtis house and Darry is just like if you don’t get that damn armadillo off my porch

Anyway I love these sillies even tho boys are gross 😒