English Class Is So Boring Even Though People In Front Of Me Are Talking About Fighting, Bet They Don't

I just realized that the little boy wearing it probably didn't speak English nor understand since I live in South Florida which makes sense why he ran. (Also I like to joke about me being ugly when animals run from me I actually to think that I say it as a joke but thank you very much those who were concerned it made feel better)

So I complimented someone on their TMNT shirt today and they ran away. I guess I’m that hideous

proof that 2017 will be better than 2016

It's never ogre

Holy fuck the radio just started playing All Star, I'm currently freaking out

Well just started this website and already know this was a bad decision

And I love it

Damnit I moved to the keys to get away from my problems not become a five star meal for mosquitos

Only good boys get an extra hour in the ball pit

I have an idea!

What if there was a version of Once Upon A Time that instead of Fairytale character, they have Horror Movie characters. People in the town just realize they are psychotic instead of normal and there's always at least one murder per episode

It's always Dinkleberg!

Exotic butters

I don’t know why but I’ve just been depressed today and I’m pretty sure nobody cares sorry and just ignore me,sorry if I'm a bother