(Not pictured, Iris proceeding to launch a crochet ball at Frank and Len)
Had the idea to do it like Len has a Snapchat and came up with this :P
Honestly receiving a life sized Mike statue was the best Christmas gift I’ve ever gotten (my mom likes to dress him up for holidays)
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
R E B L O G T H E P I G E O N .
So I’m working on a story for my Coraline LM3 AU and thought I’d share a few things on it right quick:
- This AU is sort of one where Luigi never went on adventures with Mario and E.Gadd never researched ghosts
- Luigi is E.Gadd assistant/ caretaker of six years and highly regrets not following his brother
- E.Gadds inventions (except time machine ones) exist and are failed due to no real reason for a purpose (Sunshine doesn’t exist either sorry FLUDD :( )
- Gooigi is human and E.Gadd’s mute grandson who lives with them (His name is Gareth Toddsworth; E.Gadd had a daughter in this)
- King Boo unfortunately doesn’t exist either due to both I didn’t know how to fit him in and for plot relevance
- The Last Resort is a rundown hotel and the bossghost are its disgruntled staff/ patrons (ex Mac’s a washed up actor known playing a heroic king in several movies)
- Morty is Wybie but goes along more with what Luigi tells him since he still dreams to be a director (he plans to go off to Hollywood once his mom is better)
- Hellen takes the role of the other mother and tries to lure Luigi in with the prospect of having him become as great a hero as his brother
- E.Gadd buys the hotel after realizing he needs to find a better income source due to never gaining anything with his inventions
- The Lay-out of the overworld hotel is a combo od both the original mansion in 1 and the hotel; its other world Counterpart is just the hotel we see in game
I’ll do another post describing the Beldamn’s game and more on the characters themselves at some point but yeah. Tell me what you guys think about this. :)
*meanwhile on floor 14*
Random ghost: OH MY GOSH LUIGI'S DEAD
*Luigi on the floor dead*
DJ Phantasmagloria: everyone calm down, we don't want a "panic at the disco" heh
*panic at the disco music starts playing*
Worm on a string is the best!
let’s see how many people think worm on a string isn’t stupid