so the dsmp is a homonormative society right, that’s been established, and i was talking w @a-firefly-faerie about this and we realized the possibility of heterophobia is very much there and also the funniest fucking concept ever. like. c!karl’s time traveling and ends up at c!phil and c!techno’s house and assumes they’re together and is corrected when he makes this assumption and the interaction goes smth like
karl: so how have you two been? how’s married life treating you guys?
phil: what
techno: what
karl: well, you guys are married arent you? yknow, two guys, secluded in the wild, alone
phil: i have a wife mate lmao
karl: a wif- uh. oh. i didn’t know you lived THAT kind of lifestyle, haha…
like the concept of heterophobic c!karl is THE funniest shit to me.
'dolores could keep bruno a secret for years but couldn't keep the vision a secret for one night?!'
you fool you absolute fool
dolores who has been secretly pining for mariano saw an opportunity and took it
she even gave mirabel hints to bruno's cave of course she expected mirabel to find the vision.
you're telling me this girl didn't hear agustin say 'this night has to be perfect' and decided to seize her moment?
you think she didn't probably exaggerate when she had to listen in on mariano to tell isabela 'he wants 5 kids' in the hopes of throwing her off? (i say probably cause it seems like an in character thing for mariano to want 5 children)
nO
this girl heard marianos mom say 'then let's hope tonight is not a horrible disaster' to her abuela and went
bet.
Chibi Ochatoga / Togachako to cleanse my palette, Ochako getting the bright idea to bite Toga back
Honestly I'm not sure who between them will saw their foot off first
what level of the dungeon is this
My Favourite Genre of Togachako posts is Himiko calling Ochako weird. Second favourite is Ochako treating Himiko like a princess. I could yap about them all day
Please Donate and Help This Family.
[BONUS ABOUT THE PLOT AND TWILIGHT'S PLACE IN ALL THIS]
The Portal shifts so time fast forwards in the Pony Dimension and when Sunset hits like her early adult years and becomes a leading student in her academy in STEM
(Cuz she's both trying to find a way to get back to Equestria and also for like revenge although she has severely mellowed out by now)
-Twilight pops into the mirror being a few hundred years after Sunster left and lands into the human realm. Sunset bumps into her and she takes her in hopes that Twilight can get her a ticket back into Equestria and Twilight is SO fucking ready to learn human magic once she settles down from her heart attack.
Sunset after a while puts off her plans to betray Twilight permanently and just helps her get back to Equestria, it's between her and Celestia after all Twilight is not involved
[Note: I do not ship TwiSet sorry ToT I am just aro so like Idgaf about that but the ship can absolutely work in the timeline where Twi is an adult in the human world.}
I like the idea of Twilight becoming 15 in the alternate universe due to the portal adjusting her age to fit the timeline. But I am willing for two ideas of Twilight coming in as a young adult or a teenager since they both work. Although Twilight coming in as a teen or young adult will in fact impact how Sunset sees her obv
Sunset and Twilight both talk about their different experiences with Celestia. Celestia learnt from her mistakes with Sunset and did better with Twilight, and also just let her be raised by her parents since Celestia doubts she can be a good parent after failing Sunset so Badly.
So Twilight has constant whiplash hearing shit like how Celestia almost got Sunset drowned in a kiddy pool once. Vs Celestia always keeps Twilight safe and warm.
I like to personally believe Sunset and Twilight would nerd it out about advanced magic and magic in general since they both were so adept at in under the care of Celestia (Sunset also sneaks in some dark magic but that's not really a big deal here) Sunset is vegan but I'd think Twilight would surprisingly eat meat
They are sibling-like in my eyes, cuz I like the idea of doomed siblings with the same 'Mother' but completely different yet similar experiences since I do think Celestia lovees them both. Also ties in that Sunset is incredibly like Celestia cuz I find that even more tragic
In my MLP AU there is actually only one Sunset, Sunset as a young child was human and managed to accidentally phase through the portal and came to Equestria.
She was caught by the guards but was simply escorted out of the castle, where she struggled to live cuz she's a human child in a pony's body. However all humans have a hidden magic potential that they just can't use.
So after a few days of being homeless she manages to garner the attention of Princess Celestia after a magic incident (Which causes Equestria!Sunset's parents to never meet). And learning that Sunset is homeless Celestia decides to take her in as a student hoping she'd be the Element of Friendship.
Sunset forgets about her human life and lives well, Celestia makes a bunch of mistakes since this is honestly her first time being a 'Parent' to a filly and it sorta messes Sunset Shimmer a whole lot. Celestia sees that Sunset is a whole lot like her past self which freaks her out so she tries to steer her from her own path by showing her the mirror
And yadda yadda the plot happens but Sunset returns around the same age she should have been since entering the portal in alternate universe time so there it only has been a few years. Sunset has to be then Re-introduce to Human culture and is placed back within her family.
BUT IN SHORT:
Sunset is a Human turned Pony who forgot that she was Human turned back into a Human again. She's Special
Is it not completely insane and mind blowing that a few days ago just marked a solid year of this and we still get lukewarm headlines by mainstream media about how Israel is now ACCUSED of attacking Gaza hospitals (w no actual penalties for it)…. Think pieces by the New York Times that do their absolute best to tiptoe around the subject, if not outright fail to address it…….. and this is most insulting of all but I even saw more than one headline “honoring the memory” of the IOF soldiers who died in a recent attack…… and this all sounds made up but it’s not. It truly is all you see when you look up the news. Truly nothing has changed
I made rainbow dash a cringefail girlloser in my au, she deserves to be able to die from being forced to carry the groceries as a treat.
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You try to swim in a mall fountain but you fall breaking your spine. You are now slowly drowning as Despacito plays in the background
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