UGH THIS IS ME (I’m So Sorry Everyone)

Spoilers: they are right.

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

The only Saiki K fanart I've done that I don't hate lol

Also a little Miritama doodle cuz I felt like it 🙃🙃

Reblogs are really appreciated <33

headphones on the tulpar cuz we don't always agree with the DJ!! (curly) #onlyfacts

FUCK YEAH COLUMBIA UNI STUDENTS!!!!!!

if you're a fan of bread, i *highly* recommend looking into "soup"

you can thank me later

I’m crying??

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”