I’m Such A Simp Lol

I’m Such A Simp Lol

I’m such a simp lol

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4 years ago

HES SO FCKN CUTE LOOK AT THE LIL SMILE I LOVE YOU AHHHH LET ME KITH

Ok, Hear Me Out. Zuko, But With Piercings And A Chinese Dragon Tattoo 👀👀

Ok, hear me out. Zuko, but with piercings and a Chinese dragon tattoo 👀👀

Zuko boy was heavily requested when I asked about the 6 characters challenge a few months ago. I wasn’t able to do the drawings during the hype, but I still have you guys’ answers and I’ll try to draw some of the characters you suggested!

Also, this was the first digital drawing I was able to finish since February and I’m so happy 😭 Now I just need to be able to write how I used to. I’m slowly becoming myself again!!!


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4 years ago

With the full moon

Chapter 1

Wolf Katsuki x fem! Reader

Warnings: swearing ('cause it's Katsuki. We all know)

That day was a bit cloudy but still warm, at the pet shop the silence reigned except for a light whistle and some birds chirps.

Y/N was taking care of that oversize red dog her boss brought back a week ago.

She never saw injuries that deep on an animal before. And she wasn't new to this job.

She refilled the empty bowls with water and food, petting the soft red fur lovingly. The dog wasn't able to get on his feet yet and that hit her heart badly, it's a saddening view seeing an animal beaten up by the people who were supposed to defend them. Even though you don't have any types of bond with them.

"There you go, boy. Eat slowly this time" she said, raising up and patting her apron to remove the dust. The floor really needed some cleaning.

"I'll be back later with your medicine, until then enjoy your meal!" Y/N said cheerfully, smiling when the dog wagged his tail in response.

She closed the door behind her and sighed loudly, another day of hard work was about to start.

Y/N loved her job, despite dealing 50% of the time with dumbasses who didn't even know how to take care of an animal. She knew that adopting an animal was a huge responsibility, but sometimes she thought some people weren't ready for that responsibility.

"A dime for your thoughts" said Tsuyo carrying boxes full of stuff "Just thinking if that crackhead will actually come back" she half lied, memories of yesterday flowing into her mind, making her nose scrunch in disgust "I get it. He didn't seem too friendly" Tsuyo stated simply "Looks more dangerous than those other guys for the animal rights too. Better keep our eyes open" Y/N added.

"Wouldn't be a problem I guess. Today is pretty chill" Tsuyo said opening the boxes with a cutter "I don't get my hopes up. I still waiting for the annoying customer to waltz through the door and ruin the mood" Y/N joked pointing the door. In that moment a woman with a withe fur bigger than her own body and black sunglasses walked in the shop, her heels clicked on the floor with every step.

Tsuyo gave Y/N a glance with a hint of surprise "Lupus in fabula…" she muttered and walked to the woman, plastering her best smile.

"Hello ma'am, how can I help you?" the woman removed her sunglasses enough to look at the person in front of her. "You work here?" she asked scanning the girl with diffidence. I wear the store logo and a name tag, can't you tell? "Yes ma'am. Is there something I can help you with?" the woman's eyes glistened like the girl in front of her was the reincarnation of an angel. "Yes. My little sweetheart started acting weird and I don't know what happened" she explained in a dramatic tone like her pet was 'bout to die at any second.

The over apprehensive mother that treats her pet like a child. A classic.

"Could you follow me so I can check on her?" the woman followed her, high heels clicked on the floor with a steady rhythm. To the other side of the shop were a metallic table covered by a curtain with a medical azure color, to the side of the table medicines, syringes and other medical tools were placed with methodical order.

"Could you please let me see your pet ma'am?" Y/N asked with politeness; the woman scrunched her nose slightly, probably in disgust, at the sight of the plain metal table. Under her oversized fur coat she tugged a small withe purse (a very expensive one, to clarify), as soon as she opened it a maroon head with big doe eyes came out reluctantly trembling in, what you thought was, fear.

"Don't worry sweetheart, this nice young lady is going to help you and you'll be okay soon" she cooed way too sweetly at the chihuahua in her purse, petting her trembling head with a perfectly manicured finger "Right?" she asked coldly looking back at Y/N from her black sunglasses.

She maneuvered toward the table and the woman placed her pet on the table with grace. "When she started acting weird?" she asked, listening to the little dog heartbeat with a stethoscope. "I don't know. This morning was energetic as usual: we went for a walk, then to the groomer and then we went for some shopping. You know, the annual dog contest is behind the corner and I want my little sweetie to be in perfect shape" she explained, Y/N caught the hint of vanity in her last sentence.

She's a dog, not a toy to show around.

"Did she ate something out of the ordinary?" the woman's face scrunched completely in a grimace "Of course not! I control personally her diet and I can assure you she didn't eat anything weird" replied the woman with outrage.

Pretty sure dogs shouldn't eat foie gras as a base aliment. Y/N though once she smelled the dog breath.

The bell on top of the door jingled, signaling someone had entered the shop. The little dog's ears perked up immediately and jumped off the table, running down the aisles. The woman opened her mouth in a silent scream and she runned after her pet as fast as her high heels let her, Y/N right behind her.

The chihuahua acute barks echoed in the shop, when they reached the dog she was barking at a very familiar figure.

Oh, God, please. Not him.

The angry blonde of yesterday was starting down at the smaller dog with pricing red eyes, almost like he was about to squash it under his foot. "Scram away, you little rat!" he sneered and the small dog, who ran back to her owner with her tail between her legs, whining. The woman's mouth opened but no sound came from her, Y/N knew way too well that behind those sunglasses anger was 'bout to explode.

"How dare you treat her like that!" she hissed at the blonde, he raised a brow unimpressed "She's delicate, you should treat her with some respect!" the blonde clicked his tongue annoyed "If your damn house pet can't defend themselves it's their fucking problem, not mine"

"What a shameful language" the woman gasped loudly, the blonde rolled his eyes and kept going "It's a damn dog. It should stay free and not in a damn plastic bag like a toy. I would rather suicide myself instead of being held by a bitch like you"

"You kiss your mother with that mouth, young man?!"

"How 'bout you kiss my ass, goddamn bitch!"

Y/N stepped between the two, holding her hands up as a stop sign, her fingers brushed slightly against the blond shirt feeling the hard muscles underneath. "Sir, I have to ask you to wait outside" she turned her head to the woman, simulating a smile "Ma'am, your pet has nothing out of the ordinary. She's just stressed" the woman looked at her with slight relief "Really?" Y/N hummed in response "Let her rest for a day and tomorrow she'll be alright"

"Thank you very much, darling. Glad to see there's still someone with respect for others" Y/N was surprised about her abruptly change of mood, ignoring her sarcastic dig to the blonde, who in the meantime was staring outside the glassy door, glaring to be honest.

The woman cooed at her dog with a lovey dovey tone and paid for the visit, when Y/N saw her walk away, chin up like a noble woman she thought she was, she noticed the blonde was gone; probably got annoyed and walked away or maybe he hidden in the blind corner of the entrance waiting for that annoying woman to go away before coming back inside, but he wasn't.

Y/N remembered she had to give the red wolf his medicine, she grabbed little bottle with a yellowish liquid and a syringe, going to the back room when she heard someone screaming from the other side and a metallic sound. She opened the door quietly seeing the blonde crouched in front of the dog's cage while he struggled with the lock, Y/N walked quietly as a cat facing the blonde's back.

"You never learn, do you?"

3 years ago

you know what i Cannot Stop Thinking about?

gamerboy!izuku x fem!reader

(cw: exhibitionism, fingering, cockwarming, degradation, praise, dumbification, izuku big dick midoriya)

You Know What I Cannot Stop Thinking About?

gamerboy!izuku, who has the fluffiest and curliest green hair and it’s a beautiful mess; literally loves whenever you gently scratch and massage his scalp, leans into it and almost groans when you do it just right. he’s got bags under his eyes from staying up late and playing with his friends, rubbing his eyes and yawning cutely when he wakes up, grabbing at you like a needy baby and insisting that you stay in bed with him for just a few more minutes. how could you say "no" to his sleepy rasp and kisses pressed against your neck? his hands always start travelling further and further down your body, fingers dipping inside your sleep shorts (that are actually a pair of his boxers), and when you tell him to cut it out he’ll pretend that he’s still sleeping, lazily fingering your pussy and humming gently, “give me a few more minutes, baby.”

gamerboy!izuku, who insists that you paint his nails whatever colour you’ve got on so you can be matching. you two have gone through every single colour in the rainbow, holographic and iridescent (“they’re not the same, you idiots,” he tells his friends), the shimmering polish on his thumb almost putting you in a trance as he circles your clit, other hand lacing with yours and you can hazily see the little chips in the colour.

gamerboy!izuku, who shyly interrupts whatever you’re doing, either nervously hanging by the door of your shared room, fidgeting with his game controller in his hand while you’re watching tv, or waiting behind you while you make food in the kitchen. when you ask him what he needs, he braces himself and asks in one breath if you could quickly flash your tits at him for good luck on the next round - for a little pick-me-up. you always roll your eyes but might as well entertain him; the second he sees your naked chest he looks as if he’s been rejuvenated, drank a health potion, face lighting up when he says, “thank you, baby, you’re the best!”

gamerboy!izuku, who lets you sit in his lap as he plays games, resting his head on your chin as he rambles into the microphone, discussing strategies and whatnot with his teammates. sometimes you’re sitting on his thighs; other times on his dick, he convinces you that cockwarming helps him relax and stay focused - don’t you want him to win? anytime you try to shift your hips, get some friction for yourself because this match has been going on forever, a big hand will come to your stomach, growling into your ear, “be good and sit still, needy girl. so desperate for me you can’t even wait a few fucking minutes?”

gamerboy!izuku, who lets you bounce on his cock while he leisurely plays some games, slinging his headphones over your ears and putting the mic right out your mouth, hearing his friends taunt and tease you at your pathetic attempts to cover up your moans. mutters some praise under his breath, “fuck, yeah, yeah, just like that baby, so fucking good-” but it’s lost to you, you can’t hear him over his friends calling you a nasty bitch, a little slut, a fucking whore. it’s funny to him though, “yeah, baby, that’s right. you're just a little whore, aren’t you? but you’re my whore, all mine, everyone’s just fucking jealous that i got you right here, that i’m filling up your sweet cunt.” god forbid he ever lets you take the controls while he fucks up into you, because you’re going to be crossed eyes and not even paying attention to what’s happening on the screen. he chuckles to himself, “aw, dumb little girl doesn’t know how to play? my poor baby can’t pay attention ‘cause she’s being fucked too good?”

gamerboy!izuku, who just likes to relax and spend time with you, playing nintendo games, cuddling and kissing and honestly he prefers these moments with you over everything else. it’s just you guys being silly, having some fun and not taking it seriously, he loves playing games with you so much because it’s just you guys goofing around. sometimes you guys play games together, body squished in the chair together, one of your hands and one of his on the keyboard, he’s on the movement controls and you’re on the attack controls. something you guys play fighting games, with him doing complicated combo moves and you just smashing the attack button - don’t get to cocky about your victory though, cause he’ll be fucking you into the couch during the next round, and even though you call it cheating he just calls it winning.

As always, the Irish speak nothing but facts.

How many more innocent civilians have to be killed by Israel before you condemn that for it?

That is a genocide.

That this is a crime on all accounts.

And deserves to be punished to the full extent off the law.

Genga By 10十10 てんとてん

genga by 10十10 てんとてん

4 years ago

guess who accidentally came out to their mom

she didn’t know what pansexual was 

so i explained it to her

and she said ‘what sort of nonsense is that’

and thats why I didn’t want to come out till I graduated


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I Really Enjoyed The Movie ^_^

i really enjoyed the movie ^_^

4 years ago

Ok so I have a bakugo fic idea

As I was taking my shower I was thinking of a bakugo fic idea (like the simp I am 😌😌)

So this is the fic idea:

You work at your family’s flower shop (it’s run mainly by you as your parents died in a villain attack and so it’s only you and your grandparents) and while you were on your way to take back your groceries one night, some guy mugs you for your money.

And here comes bakugo, walking past the alleyway your getting mugged in. And like the future hopeful #1 hero he is, he jumps in and easily takes care of your attacker

You thank him and bakugo yells at you for being useless and should’ve used your quirk to beat him. Now, your quirk would be something like being able to talk to plants and stuff like that (a plant based quirk that goes with your plant-shop owning self ). And so you tell him that your quirk is fit good for fighting.

And you pick up your groceries and continue to walk to your shop, not very phased from the attack. But while you’re walking back you notice him (Bakugo) following you. You ask him why he’s following you and he responds that you’re weak and he doesn’t want to get blamed for not walking your ‘weak ass’ back.

Now this is middle school bakugo, who is training for the UA exam

And when you get back to your flower shop he asks if you live there and you say yes.

Over the next couple of weeks, he visits from time to time, asking if you need to do any shopping so that you don’t get mugged again.

As time goes on you become closer and he starts to visit in the mornings

One morning he comes in, huge smirk on his face as you’re finishing up a flower order.

You ask him why he’s so happy and he says he got 1st in the UA exam and that he’s in 1-A. You reply that you knew he could do it and you want to treat him to some ultra spicy ramen (you will get a mildly spiced ramen so you don’t kill your taste buds)

He continues to come to shop as he goes to UA

Telling you all about his adventures

Including the USJ attack and you tell him you knew already since you blew up his phone with worried texts and calls.

Now this would be a fanfic that would continue up till the Kamino incident

Idk when you and bakugo would get together but 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

What do y’all think??

THE FIRST CHAPTER HAS BEEN WRITTEN!!! Please check it out 🥺💜

https://sir-knight-slytherdor.tumblr.com/post/626115772135161856/magic-shop

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This is the first chapter of my bakugo fic idea! I hope you enjoy 😊 Chapter 1: The Meeting ‘Wake up Y/N! I want to get watered already!!’ I
Ok So I Have A Bakugo Fic Idea

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