Bittersweet Mates [Characters]

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𝐬𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐬: after receiving an anonymous confession from a number he’s not familiar with, izuku was determined to find out who his admirer was, not realizing that she was just right under his nose. 𝐨𝐫, wherein you got yourself a new phone and you decided to confess your undying feelings to a certain green-haired freckled baby.

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: teeth-rotting fluff, humor

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: midoriya izuku x fem!reader

𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬: i’ll try to update often! school just started so i might be a bit busy but i will update whenever i can!

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭: open! send an ask or dm me if you want to be added!

𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫: i do not own my hero academia or any of the characters in the story. my hero academia rightfully belongs to kohei horikoshi.

𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬

00 — main characters

01 — spain but the s is silent

02 — hand in marriage

03 — hi i’m yours

04 — shrivel up and cry

05 — i think i do

06 — coming soon.

spilled milk m.list

➭ an au in which you join an app that assigns you to groupchats randomly

➭ updates every other day at 6pm (mt)

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

part 5

part 6

part 7

part 8

part 9

part 9.5

part 10

part 11

part 12

part 13

part 14

part 15

part 16

part 17

part 18

part 19

part 19.5

part 20

part 21

part 22

part 23

part 24

part 25

part 26

part 27

part 28

part 28.5

part 29 (written)

epilogue

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

Give me some ideas to do a one shot/head cannon for some of the best boi’s 🤔🤔

I’ll do my best! 😁😁

Yule Ball: Part II - Professor Snape x Reader [Smut]

Synopsis: After your encounter with Professor Snape at the Yule Ball, you both can’t stop thinking of one another. A chance encounter only makes things worse.

Notes: Here is a requested second part to my Yule Ball Snape fic! Hope you like.

Part One 

Part Three 

“It was a successful night,” Dumbledore declares with a warm smile, thinking back to the Yule Ball that had been a couple months prior.

“It certainly was an improvement over last year’s disaster,” McGonagall nods, “Not one Gryffindor student stepped poorly during the dance.”

“Nor did my Slytherins,” Snape adds, and everyone turns their head to look at the head of house.

“Severus, where exactly were you chaperoning?” Sprout asks, and Snape frowns.

“Outside… in the courtyards.”

“Ah yes,” Dumbledore chuckles, “With those carriages out there, nights such as these are certainly taken advantage of by the students.”

“I do not think it was the night alone that was taken advantage of,” Karkaroff smirks, and Snape snaps his head up to his old acquaintance.

“And what is that supposed to mean?”

“Yes, what is it supposed to mean, Igor?” Minerva asks, placing a hand over her chest, “You can’t be suggesting what I think you are.” Snape implores him to go on with a glare so withering it could sour pumpkin juice.

“All I am saying, is I was walking with you one minute and then you simply vanished.”

“Well perhaps I was refreshing myself with some of that delightful punch,” Snape replies in sarcasm, and nearly everyone present understands it as sarcasm.

“But you just disappeared!” Igor presses on, “No tracks inside, Severus!”

“Our conversation was finished,” Snape says slowly.

“Not if you ask me.”

“No one is asking you, Igor,” Snape growls.

“I am very much asking him, Severus!” Minerva blurts, “Though I cannot fathom what would make him say such a thing, it’s quite plain to me that you would never– ever– do anything in the nature of what he is suggesting.”

“Hmm,” Igor mutters simply, and crosses his arms.

“Perhaps it is a moot point, but may I inquire,” Dumbledore lifts a finger, munching on a sweet, “As to what you were conversing about in the first place, Mr. Karkaroff?”

Igor shuts right up at this, and Snape has to smirk right back at the retired death eater. He never could keep his mouth shut.

Sufficiently embittered after the surprise morning inquisition, Snape didn’t know if he was quite in the mood to witness Potter slip through death’s fingers again this afternoon, in the second thrilling Triwizard challenge. How had Igor figured that out? He was always so careful, and if anyone (of significance, that is) found out, about… that, his carefully crafted reputation was at stake. He was distracted as well by the memory of that night, as much as he did not want to be. Your eyes, staring at him as if he was the most beautiful man in the world… your hands on him, your breath on his skin, your wetness, slicking his–

No. It was once, never again. You made that clear Severus. 

His feelings toiled inside of him, conflicted as always. He was angry with himself, angry at you with no real reason to be, and angry at this Merlin damn Triwizard Tournament for mandating a bloody Yule Ball.

“Afternoon, Professor Snape,” a couple of passing third years chime, and he resists the urge to whack them upside the head.

“Shouldn’t you two be in class?” he grumbles.

“No sir! We’re on our way to the games!” the other one says happily, and Snape scowls.

“Then why are you talking to me?”

They hurry off, and as Snape finally resigns himself to the fact that he has to attend these silly games, he hears a noise beside him. Glancing over, he notices a door to the broom cupboard. The rats in this school were positively enormous, it was ridiculous. Snape takes out his wand, and swings the door open…

Keep reading

Dynamy but make it about kiribaku bc i can

(also sorry i keep forgetting to post i will try to be better 😔)

Bonus:

I WANT TO KISS THEIR CUTE SHARK NOSES AHHHHH

Sharktober 21-27 by Requinoesis

My 1,000+ year old himbo BNHA OC :)

Some info about him:

Name: Aikawa (last) Takeo (first) - 相川　武夫

Name meaning: mutually(last) brave warrior (first)

Age: 16 (past) 1016 (present)

Birthday: October 21

Gender: Male

Personality: kind, optimistic, persistent, charming, friendly (think abt Captain America)

Species: Elf

Height; 6’8 (203 cm )

Occupation: Magician Knight (Past), Hero-in-training (Present)

Elemental power: Fire (from symbol), Earth (from species)

Summons:

Tomatsu (defender and eldest son) : Attacker/Tank, Teleporter, Demon Wolf

Tomomi (Wisdom and Good Truth): Information gatherer, Demon Crow

Reiki (Healer): healer, mother figure, Demon Panther

Symbols: The Blue Dragon (shown as the Eye of The Dragon jewel and black/grey fabric)

Past: Being an orphan from a young age, he was practically raised in an orphanage- unloved, bullied, and outcasted for being able to befriend demons (that haven’t gone insane). This caused him to want to fight for those who couldn’t fight for themselves- people and demons alike (that deserved protecting of course). He practiced to be able to pass the test to get into the well known Knight Academy. After getting accepted to the academy, they were tested for what sort of occupation they could go into (Healer, Knight, Magician, Tank, Priest), as well as the elemental power. He was shown to be the rare combination of a Knight-Magician, but in his test for power, he was shown to be a demon summoner. From that day on, he was outcasted once more from the stereotypes that followed demon summoners- evil beings that had the ability to kill anyone they wanted. His summons, Tomomi, Tomatsu, and Reiki, practically raised him and loved him throughout his schooling. He graduated the top of his class, and grew to be a legendary Knight, smashing the evil stereotype that followed his demon-summoning abilities. Although not everyone truly felt safe around his demons, there were those who felt enlightened to the two types of demons that do exist: those who lost their sanity to follow the evil demon king, and those who did not fall and stayed true to their nature- who went into hiding since they were normally at risk from both humans and demons. He eventually grew so popular that the king of the country invited him to be his own personal Knight- an honor in itself. But, when he found out the King’s plans to allow the country to fall to demon rule with the promise of vast wealth and prosperity, he tried to warn the people. Before he could, the King’s Priests sealed him and his demons in a shrine for 1000 years, where he was awakened by the USJ attack.

I will be posting a reference of him later but I hope you like him :)

Also he plans to have a harem since, yes, he is gay so why not haha

the kid laroi feeding jungkook vegemite pretending it was chocolate 😆