Meet My Latest D&D Character! Skaria Bladelove, Half-orc Monk!

I decided to post the prologue and a bit of chapter 1 for a story I’m working on to get it out there

: : : : Prologue - 19 years ago : : : : “The Ace has been born!” The first male Ace of Spades in 100 years. He doesn’t know it yet, but he is effectively a prince. He is one of the four Aces, each one assigned a Jack. When each King and Queen pair dies, the Ace will marry the Jack and replace them. : : : : 11 years ago : : : : However, the Ace of Spades was different from the others. Ace talked to a boy named James a lot. Ace really liked him, and his parents said that the two were almost never apart. What they didn’t know was that the two were in love. : : : : 3 years ago : : : : Ace had tried so many times to talk his parents, the King and Queen, into changing his who Jack was. But they were adamant that they chose correctly. They told him he would have to do something drastic to even get them to start considering it. Ace ran from home in a spectacular fashion. He always hated that stained glass window. Ace and James never looked back as they ran from the castle. The two are rarely seen, except by those they know they can trust. Like Jay, the Jack of Clubs. ~~~~Chapter 1~~~~ Jay stretched, got out of bed, and started looking through their closet for something to wear. They debated between the gangster-movie suit and the murder-mystery dress for a moment, and went with the dress. They made sure it was one they could change out of quickly, though. Jay still remembered the time a guard threw up on them. The Hearts overindulge way too easy. At least he tipped them before ordering another drink. Jay looked back at the bed, smiling at the way Alex’s hair formed a sort of abstract flower. Jay kissed her, and went to turn on the ‘Open’ sign in the window.

stop giving this so much attention this was low effort

elect this man right freakin now

oh my god i tried it and i picked up Leviathan and what did i get? “Glad you could join us, Mr. Sharp.” the best part is, the character in question is actually a girl pretending to be a boy to be in the military. i’m a trans woman. “Glad you could join us, Mr. Sharp.” HOW DOES THAT WORK SO WELL DIWKEBFFISOWNSBFUFOS

holy crap i thought i had my gender figured out but then i remembered that guys can still like wearing feminine stuff and be guys, so maybe i actually am fluid. we’ll see!

i want bright hair but i also don’t halp

the gay agenda on display for all you guys, gals, and non-binary pals

Gay guys are not here to be your gay best friend

Lesbians don’t exist to be fetishized

Bisexuals aren’t greedy, more likely to cheat, or confused

Transgender people don’t just want attention and it isn’t a phase

Asexuals are completely valid and should be 100% accepted in the lgbt+ community

Pansexual is not the same is bi, nor is it less valid

Demisexuality is not the same as being a “regular” person. It is a valid sexuality.

Non-Binary pronouns are not hard to respect

Poly people are not gross or greedy, and deserve to be happy with their partner(s)

I have decided to make emoji art 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💖💙💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💖💖💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💖💖💖💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💖💖💖💖💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💖💖💖💖💖💙💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💖💖💖💖💖💖💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💛💛💛💛💛💛💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖edit: crap. it didn’t work. i’m on my phone

michael scott radiates no homo

i’ve been watching parks and recreation. when andy said ‘the pit works in mysterious ways’ i was immediately like ‘the warlock found his patron’