Simp-thingz - -Simp_Thingz-

You couldn’t find her.

You had just gotten back from grocery shopping, and walked into a house that felt much colder than usual. It was cold enough it gave you chills as you set the grocery bags down, not seeing your girlfriend in her usual spot on the couch had your nerves on end. After the war, the two of you had agreed that neither went anywhere without letting the other know, mainly to ease your nerves seeing as you very nearly lost your beloved rabbit girlfriend. Not that she could easily go anywhere with the new prosthetic limbs still causing her pain after a while. 

“Rumi?” You called through the silent apartment getting no response that only sent your nerves into overdrive as you now began frantically checking each room of the apartment.

Until you got to the locked bedroom. Knowing she was in there, your nerves still ran rampant as the closer you got to the door the clearer the distress she was in became. 

“Rumi? Baby, open the door” you knocked gently as Socks started at you from the other end of the hallway. The crying only got louder the longer you stood out there and it broke your heart that she wouldn’t let you in. You knew she could handle herself but you wanted to be there, to hold her while she cried. Sliding down the other side of the door you sat in the hallway, never once leaving the door as she cried her heart out, a constant stream of comforting words pouring from you knowing she could easily hear you. You knew these new limbs were an adjustment, you knew that despite the front she often put up that this transition was taking a lot out of her in every way it possibly could and even now, months later, the phantom pains still drove her insane. The flashbacks kept her up at night, and the nightmares often caused her to wake you up in tears. You hated that she was in pain, you hated that this is what she had become but you never hated her. So when the tears finally subsided and she finally opened the door, eyes puffy and lips bitten raw, you held her. You held her like she was the most precious thing to grace the planet, regardless of her new state. You’d love her in any state so long as she was alive, and even if she wasn’t you’d love her anyways.

She would confess in a very classic way, outside of class with nothing but her heart on her sleeve and a letter in hand.

Literally starts floating when you reciprocate her feelings

Also floats almost anytime you fluster her (which is often)

When she started as a pro-hero, her goal was to make money, now all she wants is to protect you and the people she loves.

Her hear me out is kirby.

Ochako in a suit 🧎. That's it. That’s the headcanon.

Later in life she’d probably want to get a pet or two with you

She owns a tarot deck, probably as a gift from Jiro

She cannot take care of a houseplant to save her life

She likes to cuddle and play stardew valley <3

Much more intune with himself when it comes to romance and such

He is a major consumer of mc x reader fanfiction (Especially the smut)

He’s the type to read it though and be like ‘they wouldn’t say that’

Now, despite being the Avatar of Lust, he absolutely adores non-sexual quality time

His love languages are words of affirmation and gift giving/receiving

This man will belt out breakup songs with a passion while you’re standing there like ‘When did we break up?🧍’

When you go back to the human realm for things like appointments, he acts like you’ve died till you get back

It doesn't matter what month it is, he is blasting Mariah Carey in his room while getting ready.

Please let him take you out, he loves showing you off .

NFSW

Favorite positions are missionary and the kneeling amazon

He collects every sexual device known and unknown to man

He whimpers and lets out super girly moans🧎‍♀️

PEG HIM. Please someone dick him down especially if he's being a brat.

He will be a brat, maybe not all the time but it will happen

Cockwarming <3

He's willing to try anything at least once

Sends you spicy pictures daily just for fun

Oral isn't his favorite when receiving but he loves giving so please sit on his face

*breaks down the door*

GIMME MORE SERO SHIT HOE

{I am not paying for that door}

MY POOR DOOR T-T

Y'all didn’t really plan it, It sorta just happened

You guys were just vibing in his hammock together talking about random things but one thing lead to another

He definitely initiated it

I mean how could he not? He thought you were just so cute as you rambled on and on nearly putting Midoriya to shame

It was slow, his much large hand settled on the nape of your neck 

You fully expected it to be awkward when you pulled apart for air, finally remembering to breathe

But no. It wasn’t awkward, he just grinned, kissed you on the forehead and asked you to continue talking.

The only problem was; you couldn’t remember what you were saying beforehand

If I was a rat

MC: Hey Barb, I have a question

Barbatos: (Already sensing some bullshit) What is it MC?

MC: Would you still love me if I was a rat?

Barbatos: Who said I loved you now?? (He definitely does)

MC: But what if I was a rat???

Barbatos: Like Solomon?

MC: Sure🧍

Barbatos: No.

Another brother who’s ego wouldn’t allow him to just outright confess

He’d try though, but the tsundere tendencies are just too strong

What do you mean he can’t just hog your every conscious (and unconscious) moment?

His crows are always bringing you shiny things

Tries to confess through an ‘anonymous’ letter but fails miserably since his handwriting is almost impossible to read

One thing he does successfully is teach you the basics of gambling much to Lucifers displeasure

Throws a fit though when you beat him at literally anything

Fall asleep alone? Don’t expect to wake up that way.

He’s basically a golden retriever in denial 

NSFW

He has the ‘sex on a bed of money’ fantasy so often it’s crazy

A sucker for some sloppy ass head

Quickies in casino bathrooms are a common occurrence ‘for good luck’

He won’t say it but he loves biting, being bit, just mark this dude up

He’ll experiment with anything that doesn't involve sharing

The twins and Levi hate when he gets laid cause he’s so loud

A switch through and through

Lowkey a perv in denial

Will send you spicy pictures n’ videos while you’re in class just to see you flustered