Simp-thingz - -Simp_Thingz-

!TW! Mentions of alcohol and drinking! Viewer Discretion is Advised!

-The Affectionate Drunk-

Will literally cry if you don’t give him affection, like please give them a hug.

Tamaki Amajiki, Mina Ashido, Denki Kaminari, Keigo Takami

-The Secret Drunk-

Nobody even notices their drunk, like bro how.

Shoto Todoroki, Shota Aizawa, Fumikage Tokoyami, Kyoka Jiro

-The Reckless Drunk-

Please call them an Uber. They might want to drive a motorcycle through flaming hoops but don’t let them.

Touya Todoroki, Neito Monoma, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Toshinori Yagi

-The Blackout Drunk-

Won’t remember anything from the night before

Ejiro Kirishima, Tenya Iida, Nemuri Kayama, Tomura Shigaraki

-The Sloppy Drunk-

Will continue drinking knowing full well that they are drunk and then complain about the massive hang-over in the morning.

Ochaco Uraraka, Hanta Sero, Rumi Usagiyama, Jurota Shishida

–The Happy Drunk-

Very cheerful, like MLP Pinkie Pie possessed them using alcohol or something. Please don’t give them glitter.

Momo Yayoyorozu, Hizashi Yamada, Himiko Toga, Nejire Hado

-The Angry Drunk-

Get a warning sign or something cause this person is about to go off on the slightest thing that’s not their S/O.

Izuku Midoriya, Jin Bubaigawara, Enji Todoroki, Mei Hatsume

-The Sad Drunk-

Will spend the entire night belting out the saddest song lyrics in existence. Please hug them.

Bakugou Katsuki, Hitoshi Shinsou, Toru Hagakure, Yu Takeyama

🏐This precious boi is such a simp

🏐 He likes to be the little spoon while cuddling

🏐Sometimes he gets insecure about his height but you're always there to make him feel better

🏐 You both like to spam your friends with memes

🏐 Sometimes you'll prank call team members with him

🏐You like to play with his hair a lot (but like same)

🏐He was one of those sticky iPad kids

🏐Also one of those kids to go up to strangers and ask "do you have games on your phone?"

🏐Late night chaos in abandoned parking lots are common with the two of you {Sometimes Hinata comes along}

🏐Ocassionally he'll have his hair down [ex: after a shower] but either way, it's super soft

🏐He had an 'emo' phase

Hey Ya'll, Requests are back open and I'm gonna explain the masterlist situation.

I broke up the giant masterlist into a few smaller ones and they all have links to eachother so it should be easy to navigate as long as you use those links.

Key:

F/F=Favorite Food

"Is that a dead body?" Kirishima asked firefly as he recalled you promising not to bring your deceased 'clients' back to the house

"maybeeee?" You said innocently as if you hadn't been dragging the corpse of a 140 pounds man through your shared house

"that is a dead body, I can see it right in front of me"

"uhhhh, I'll have it clean before dinner" you swore hoping your partner would let it slide

Relief flooded your system as he sighed again and waved you off, disappointment flashing across his face as he continued on his day

"Dinner should be done in 20"

"yes sir" you playfully saluted the pro hero before continuing to drag the corpse into the basement

-15 Minutes Later

"Kiri! I got everything cleaned up!" You called as you trenched up the stairs, no signs of your previous activities present.

"I'm in the kitchen!" Your favorite redhead shouted

"Everything's cleaned up" you said as you perched on the counter next to him as he cooked F/F

"That's good" he smiled softly, not exactly meeting your eyes, a pang of guilt hit, your gaze gluing itself to the floor.

"I'm sorry" you mumbled still not looking up, knowing you had broken your promise.

"For what?" He asked coming to stand between your legs. "For bringing another body home" you clarified as he gripped your face softly in his hands.

"It's alright, I'm not mad, as long as it's all cleaned up" he forgave as he kissed your forehead softly.

Once again, despite the decapitated head in your basement, everything was at piece again.

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💥 With all his training he didn’t even realize it was his birthday

💥And his mother didn’t bother reminding him, deciding to call you instead

💥And you were excited, immediately running to Kirishima’s room knowing he would help you plan something, anything

💥You were correct and the both of you started planning, with your wonderful Boyfriend Katsuki none the wiser

💥The both of you managed to plan an entire night of festivities even including midoriya in said planning seeing as he’s known katsuki the longest

💥”Alright so Kirishima, you can distract him while me and the class set up the party” you confirmed as the redhead nodded along smiling

💥And so, Kirishima left to go drag bakugou out of the dorms for the next four-five hours

💥”Okay midoriya let’s get to work!” 

Satan isn’t as emotionally inept as his brothers thanks to his large collection of romance novels

His confession is simple and occurs casually during a late night reading session

He’s on the devildom equivalent of booktok

Another info-dumping demon 

You are an honorary Anti-Lucifer League member even if you don’t participate in the chaos

The two of you + Simeon basically have a mini book club

Anger issues where? Just kidding you should probably hide to avoid flying objects

He wouldn’t hurt you on purpose but accidents happen

Probably best to give him some space to cool down.

NSFW

Switch but mainly tops.

Will fuck you against any surface Lucifer may come into contact with just out of spite

Like, for example, the door to Lucifer’s office. While he’s still inside. 

Choking kink, whether it be him choking you or vice versa he loves it

Choking him while you’re on top is basically giving him a glimpse of heaven when his eyes roll back.

Also loves fucking you in collars and choker necklaces.

Will leave hickeys on your other pact marks as an extra ‘fuck you’

Dirty talk consists mainly of things he read in a book

His pullout game is STRONG  (unlike your legs when he’s finished)

Honestly, he would not be the one to confess

His Pride simply wouldn’t let him, so that left you with the task of panicking over ways to confess to the intimidating demon

Somehow, (who knows how honestly), you manage to get the confession out in a timely manner

You nearly passed out though, which would’ve infinitely easier than trying to figure out how to decipher his facial expressions

That part gets easier as the two of you start dating though.

What doesn’t get easier is trying to convince him not to string Mammon up (You try anyways)

The best nights are when the two of you make it to bed early though it rarely happens, most nights you either go to bed first or stay up sipping on a bottle of demonus in his office as he fills out paperwork that had piled up

He didn’t have much free time so little office dates were an almost daily occurrence

PLEASE drag him to bed he needs to sleep in his bed for once

-NSFW-

He has a sir kink and possibly a daddy kink

He’s mainly a top but mess with his wings and he’ll bottom for sure

Lowkey has a breeding kink

Fucks you against his desk almost daily

Y'all have had a threesome with Diavolo

As long as it’s Diavolo he’s cool with cuckolding

His favorite positions are missionary and reverse cowgirl

Got a kink you wanna try? As long as you give him time to do some research on it he’s usually down to experiment