NOOOO I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE BUT HIS ASS IS BACK PLS 😭😭😭😭

Simon and Maddie saying that Nicole was copying Maddie is really bold coming from two people who have the same haircut

nsfw under the cut

you can’t convince me Yuri wouldn’t be pulling Charley’s schlong like he did clay during that one pottery session

“it’s good for clay and for fondling, just trust me”

I know some of you are happy about this but I for one did not need to see Wally’s bare ass as I ate my lunch ✋😭

Rhonda pleading her case to her fellow spirits: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

oooo yes!!! bonus points for awkward exchange about snot getting on xavier’s jacket because once simon starts sobbing uncontrollably he doesn’t stop until his eyes physically have no tears left and he’s got no more sniffles left in him to sniff

still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3

LOOK AT HIMMMM OH MY GOD

Yuri..i love him so much.

Xavier: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Simon: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

If we don’t get more moments like this, I’m going to be very, very sad. I love a silly goose trying his best vs guy barely holding it together trope 😔💔

xavier spilling the salt everywhere and simon looking at him like he can't decide if he wants to launch himself across the table to strangle xavier or if he wants to drown himself in the salad was truly one of my favorite moments of the episode. they're making xavier soo wet and pathetic and it's hard not to be endeared by his loser ways. especially when it's at simon's expense most of the time.

*Simon and Xavier sitting in jail together*

Xavier: So who should we call?

Simon: I’d call Maddie, but I feel safer in jail