Simon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Xavier: I wrote you a poem.
Simon, already crying: You did?
Simon: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
The fact that Simon ever thought Maddy was a hallucination is so funny to me. Like did you hallucinate that gay ass letter to?
Xavier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Claire: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Xavier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Claire: Yeah, perfect.
am i missing something or did we brush past wally saying "you're like the hottest get in the afterlife" to charley a little too fast ?????
If we don’t get more moments like this, I’m going to be very, very sad. I love a silly goose trying his best vs guy barely holding it together trope 😔💔
xavier spilling the salt everywhere and simon looking at him like he can't decide if he wants to launch himself across the table to strangle xavier or if he wants to drown himself in the salad was truly one of my favorite moments of the episode. they're making xavier soo wet and pathetic and it's hard not to be endeared by his loser ways. especially when it's at simon's expense most of the time.
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Rhonda: You're a lying piece of shit!
Wally: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Rhonda: I'm leaving and I'm taking Charley with me!
Maddie, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Uno for today.
Simon: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Xavier: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Simon: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
how are we doing after the finale..
VERY EXCITED FOR SEASON 3 !!!!
Also I apologize for being late to this, life has been not so great lately so I’m very inactive rn unfortunately :(
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