Nicole: Would You Slap Your Best Friend For A Thousand Bucks?

Xavier: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Wally, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Janet: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Wally:

Wally: Water you doing?

Wally: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Charley: The cow???

Wally: What?

Rhonda: Charley, W H Y?

Charley: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Charley: From the same truck that hit Rhonda?!

Wally, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

REAL ASF… we must sustain ourselves 😩💔

No one on ao3 understands my Simon/Xavier vision 😔

Charley: Wow, Yuri, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Yuri: We literally slept together yesterday.

Charley: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

THIS IS TOO GOOD OMFG I LITERALLY CAN’T WAIT FOR THE FIC 😩🙏

Still writing the fair fanfic but have this in the meantime. Prompted by @cloudedhologram's post where we + @simonssweater came up with Xavier "winning" the bear for Simon at a county fair. The meme format was too funny to pass up I just had to do it.

NAH THESE ARE SO FUNNY (also now wondering if I’ve ever seen a bird with the same birthday as me as well)

Incorrect twitter posts, comment if I should make more!

i understand that she feels responsible for the ghosts now and that she likes wally and that she feels more free in death than in life, but i can’t handle maddie wanting to stay dead. i can’t stomach how she would rather stay dead than go back to the land of the living where her best friends are waiting for her and where her mother was trying to get back on track and where they could figure out a new way to get her to chicago and where she could do all the things that her ghost friends never could because they will never get their lives back. like she has the chance to finally LIVE, no matter how slim, and i just don’t know how i’ll cope if she doesn’t take it

Maddie: Why are Charley and Yuri sitting with their backs to each other?

Wally: They had a fight.

Maddie: Then why are they holding hands?

Wally: They get sad when they fight.