I Love This Idea, Like Elves Casually Treating Humans Like Dogs (in A Good Way) "this Is My Pet Human,

I love this idea, like elves casually treating humans like dogs (in a good way) "this is my pet human, hurt a fair on his hair and you'll regret it." And falling into silent awe at the bravely of a fairly short lived race like, what do you mean they find pride in dying a pointless death ???? Why do they keep insisting upon fighting against all odds ?!!

Reading fantasy again, I've started thinking about how odd it is how in books like that, the non-human races invariably scoff at human frailty and vulnerability, even those that they'll call friends. Like that's mean?? Why would you be a dick to your friend who you know is not capable of as much as you are, and it's not their fault they were born like that. That's mean.

Like consider the opposite: Characters of non-human races treating their human companions like frail little old dogs. Worrying about small wounds being fatal - humans die of small injuries all the time - or being surprised that humans can actually eat salt, even if they can't stomach other spicy rocks. Being amazed that a human friend they haven't seen in 10 years still looks so young, they've hardly aged at all! And when the human tries to explain that they weren't going to just unexpectedly shrivel into a raisin in 10 years, the longer-lifespan friend dismisses this like no, he's seen it happen, you don't see a human for 10 or 20 years and they've shriveled in a blink.

Elves arguing with each other like "you can't take her out there, she will die!" and when the human gets there to ask what they're talking about, they explain to her that the journey will take them through a passage where it's going to be sunny out there. Humans burn in the sun. And she will have to clarify that no, actually, she'll be fine. They fight her about it, until she manages to convince them that it's not like vampires - humans only burn a little bit in the sun, not all the way through. She'll be fine if she just wears a hat.

Meanwhile dwarves are reluctant to allow humans in their mines and cities, not just out of being secretive, but because they know that you cannot bring humans underground, they will go insane if they go too long without seeing the sun. Nobody is entirely sure how long that is, but the general consensus is three days. One time a human tries to explain their dwarf companion that this is not true, there are humans that endure much longer darkness than that. As a matter of fact, in the furthest habited corners of the lands of the Northmen, the winter sun barely rises at all. Humans can survive three weeks of darkness, and not just once, but every single year.

"Then how do they sane?" Asks the dwarf, and just as he does, the conversation gets interrupted by the northland human, who had been eavesdropping, and turns to look at them with an unnerving glint in her colourless grey eyes, grinning while saying

"That's the neat part, we don't."

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5 months ago

I was thinking about BSD head cannons and I want to share mine

Amab gender fluid Dazai

Dazai who after joining the ADA starting taking E (and by that I mean Yosano gives them their shots every time) claiming it would help them pull off disguises better, no one believed it. Everyone kinda notices Dazai's improved mood but Ranpo really noticed it, real smiles and more confidence. Some days Dazai does present fem but most days you couldn't tell they were genderqueer unless you already knew or was told

My fav pairs with the HC: intersex Sigma, transmasc Chuuya and/or agender Kunikida


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2 months ago

#same atsushi same

silver-one-dumb-f8ck - Sylvia/Silver
3 months ago

Do you think animals other than humans understand the concept of kinship, is it a great tragedy for the lions when brother turns on brother, or is it simply the fact of the matter


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4 weeks ago

Word Count Matters

If you’re aiming to get your manuscript actually published, word counts are just one more thing you have to be aware of—especially in traditional publishing. Unfortunately, no one is going to publish a 100K children’s storybook, or a 40K high fantasy. That’s because each genre comes with its own expected word count, and while you might get away with being a bit under or over, you should be aiming for that ideal range.

Here's the genres and their typical word count ranges ~

Mysteries/Suspense: 70K-90K

Crime: 90K-100K

High-Fantasy: 100K+

General Fantasy: 90K-120K

Horror: 80K-100K

Sci-Fi: 90K-125K

Speculative: 75K-125K

Romance: 40K-100K

New Adult: 60K-85K

YA: 70K-90K

Middle Grade: 25K-40K

Picture Books: 50-1000

And some general guidelines for what counts as a novel vs a short etc:

Novel: 50K+

Novella: 20K-50K

Novelette: 10K-20K

Short Story: 1000-10K, but ideally 3K-8K

Flash fiction: 1-1000

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1 month ago

Visit Norway!

3 months ago
[ ID: Tweet By @/lysihtea Reading “I’m Genderless. I’m Full Of Gender. I’m A Malewife. I’m

[ ID: tweet by @/lysihtea reading “I’m genderless. I’m full of gender. I’m a malewife. I’m a biblically accurate angel. I’m a pop idol. I’m the fourth incarnation of god. I’m a convicted criminal. I can never die.” ]


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5 months ago
I Love Seeing All The Different Interpretations Of The Bsd Cast As Women So I Decided To Draw My Versions!

i love seeing all the different interpretations of the bsd cast as women so i decided to draw my versions! starting with dazai: i appreciate all the pretty skirt long hair fem!zais out there but i feel like she's a low-effort kind of lady, so capri pants and pretty much the same hair as in canon is what i went with. next up: atsushi ( • ⩊ • )


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1 month ago

For your future information, here are medical innovations younger than both the basics of HRT for trans ppl & the first gender-reassignment/gender-confirmation surgery. I put together this incomplete list earlier today bc I was bored:

all organ transplants

most modern vaccines, including the polio vaccine

the gluten-free diet as a treatment for celiac disease

synthetic insulin

oral contraceptives

MRIs

the concept of a "blood bank"

pacemakers

hydrocortisone

ibuprofen

diazepam

artificial hearts

sumatriptan

naproxen (Aleve)

tramodol

dialysis

ECT

ondansetron (Zofran)

chemotherapy

IVF

CPR

CT scans

transdermal patches

liposuction

intravascular stents

penicillin

In case you run into someone talking about how 'experimental' HRT is.

2 months ago
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through
Lyra, My Beloved Cat Of 13 Years, Passed Away This Year On Father's Day. She's Been By My Side Through

Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.

Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.

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