Joe Hendry's Really Going To Every Wwe Show To Get Beaten Up :(

i kinda hate how they keep cutting Ambrose/Mox out of all of the Seth and Roman history parts bcs like,, why?? he was an important part of it all but they're just removing him

Recently saw a video about cursed Tumblr recipes which reminded me of something I cooked up during a summer job at college. It was a drink I liked to call "terminal clarity".

It tastes like every flavor at once for half a second, like your taste buds are being violently electrocuted, only for that taste to immediately disappear and leave behind an aftertaste I can only describe as "void". It tastes like nothing I can possibly portray with words, only that it leaves you hollow and questioning whether taste was an experience that ever existed at all. It tastes like loud silence.

I invented this and immediately got covid the next day as divine punishment for my unforgivable sin.

UPDATE: I found the original discord post I made with the recipe, here it is:

2/5ths sprite

2/5ths XXX Vitamin Water

1/5th Blue Powerade

OPTIONAL: Add a touch of cheap mass produced super chemically comcentrated lemonade (I used minute maid but any will probably work)

If done right it should be unnaturally purple/magenta like this:

A very good time tonight but by the time they pull the trigger on Finn I’ll be wasting away in my grave because babe this pace is killing me

Fraxiom are graduating. Gotta be.

f1 poll series

best misspelling i've read today: oroblme

i read it as 'orb me' and it was meant to say problem.

10/10 enjoyed it

It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote

You all have one week, let's see how this goes

@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this

Have fun !!

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

The Shield as a whole:

Roman Reigns is the muscle.

Seth Rollins is the brain.

CM Punk is the bones.

and Dean Ambrose is the heart.

Each important in their own way, but you can’t survive without a heart. The Shield wouldn’t have survived without Dean Ambrose. So again WWE, stop pretending he didn’t exist.

I had to check it was thursday :(

Trying To Not Feel Doomed Tuesday