Sorry For Bitching And Whining. Unfortunately I Have To Or Else Ill Start Killing And Eating People Instead

yknow what. being the only female looking person in a game of dodgeball is fucking wild bro

Adoption for Infinite Realms ghosts is very lackadaisical. Basically, if one party says "You're my parent/child!" and the other one agrees, it's official.

This is an issue for any Infinite Realms being that isn't super familiar with the Infinite Realms rules, who lives with humans, who are also not familiar with Infinite Realms rules.

Like Ellie. Or Danny. Or Vlad.

(Dan was fully dead once so he actually does know this.)

This isn't a problem until it is.

Ellie, thirty and trying to keep a low profile while she beats the crap out of alien invaders, is hit by someone.

Not by a punch though, it was more of a 'they were thrown into me' situation.

It's Superboy II, the little one. Elie's pretty sure he isn't supposed to be out here in this fight.

Also he's a little concussed.

"M...mom...run..."

"I see. So you are the boys mother. We have been searching for you."

Ellie feels something try to click into place.

"Yeah, sure. He's my kid."

With a snap, that something not only falls into place, but locks into place.

And with that, almost uncontrollable rage.

Ellie is done holding back.

"And you just made a huge mistake."

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

Idk if anyone else remembers, but Batman canonically carries around Bat-cookies according to the Batman/Scooby-Doo crossover.

I LOVE to think Batman carries them around as snacks for Robin. I love it even more to think he uses said cookies to bribe Robin into good behavior in a similar fashion to Scooby Snacks.

Little Dick Grayson: I don't wanna go to some stupid Gala! U can't make me!

Bruce, in desperation: would u do it for a bat-cookie?

Dick: woah! Bat-shaped! Cool!

Bruce: andddd you can have another one after the party

Dick, mouth full of cookie: okay :)

Bruce, internally: thank fuck a parenting hack that works

Batman: stop! Don't kill him!

Red Hood: and why do I give a fuck what you-

Batman: would u spare his life for a Bat-cookie?

Red Hood:

Red Hood: I'm not a kid anymore-

Batman: they're fresh, look, still warm

Red Hood: ...

Red Hood: this works ONCE. This ONE time. Gimme that damn cookie.

Batman: of course

Red Hood: Fuck I've missed these what the hell does Alfred put in em

Bruce: go to sleep, Tim

Tim: I'm almost done-

Bruce: go to sleep now and you can have a bat-cookie

Tim: a what?

Bruce: a bat-cookie. See? Here, first taste is free. Try it.

Tim: bribery? Really?

Bruce: positive reinforcement

Tim: giving me treats like I'm some kind of dog?

Bruce: try it and then we'll debate the ethics

Tim [eats cookie]:

Tim:

Tim: okay

Bruce: Okay?

Tim: if I promise to sleep a full 8 hours I want two more and a glass of milk

Bruce: u drive a hard bargain but I accept

Dick: aw, c'mon, Damian. One picture. For me, to remember your first day of high school. Do it for a bat-cookie?

Damian: -tt- I've heard of these so-called "bat-cookies" Insulting. I am not a child. I refuse to participate in such an asinine tradition.

Dick: shame. Alfred made animal-friendly ones so you can share with Ace and Batcow. I guess they don't get any treats either, then

Damian: well

Damian: since it would please you so very much, I will overlook this patronizing lapse in judgment

Damian [tries one bite of cookie]:

Damian:

Damian: given Batcows higher food intake requirements, I will require at least a dozen.

Damian [takes another bite]: perhaps two dozen

Duke: you agree I did a good job today?

Bruce: yes? I suppose. Earlier, when you stopped that-

Duke: shut it. Don't care. Cookie me.

Bruce: excuse me?

Duke: I know about the cookies, old man. You've been holding out on me. The cat's out of the bag. I did a good job, I get a cookie. That's how it works, right?

Bruce: uh well

Bruce: that was a long time ago

Bruce: i had to discontinue that method after-

Duke: are you saying I'm not a valid member of this family because I was never Robin?

Bruce: of course you are! But I don't have any on me-

Duke: don't. Lie. To. Me.

Bruce: Okay! Okay. You're right, I'm sorry. Here, take it. Just... do me a favor, and don't go announcing to the whole cave you got-

Duke: YES. MY FIRST BAT-COOKIE! SCORE!

Every batmember in the vicinity: BAT-COOKIES ARE BACK????

Bruce: NO! stay back! Stay back you animals! Alfred! Alfred! It's happening again-

Alfred, sighing: I'll preheat the oven, sir

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

does anyone else have the annoying problem of 'which gods are which religion'??

like i know the groups but one group is Ancient Greek and the other Ancient Rome but I genuinely cant remember which one belongs with which

The Shield as a whole:

Roman Reigns is the muscle.

Seth Rollins is the brain.

CM Punk is the bones.

and Dean Ambrose is the heart.

Each important in their own way, but you can’t survive without a heart. The Shield wouldn’t have survived without Dean Ambrose. So again WWE, stop pretending he didn’t exist.

10!

Eng, Tur, Esp, Jap, Bosnian, Croatian, Swedish, German, Finnish and Russian :D

Ohh how many languages are included in your top 100 songs? I have 9

“breakker breaks it up” yeah, likely thing for him to do